The Spiked Tampon.

during vietnam and korea poliece actions, women would sometimes stash razor blades up their vaginas and then go have sex with a GI... usually the guy was so high on endorphins/adrenaline he didnt notice for 3-4 "thrusts" at which time he was permanently maimed.
 
Well I'd like to turn the old Anti-Aircraft guns on that story... Wouldn't a fistfull of razorblades up the vagina stand an equal chance of maiming the woman, perhaps in an even worse fashion??? I don't see how it would work...
 
I just read the entire series and added it to my favs. This stuff is hillarious!

Also, this one had me lollin' to the bank!
 
Member of Khans said:
Ashmo said:
This reminds me on a comic by Ralf König called "The Killer Condom" in the English translation. Just that in that case it was a condom that'd bite your wiener off.
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:eyebrow: Wasn't there a movie set in Paris with a police inspector and a condom of death? It was a blue one with teeth... no, don't ask...

And that tampon is definitely ouch.
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Yes, that happens to be the movie based on the comic.

I didn't know you're watching gay movies about sex.
 
Adz said:
haha that tentical rape comic is funny!
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calculon00 said:
I just read the entire series and added it to my favs. This stuff is hillarious!
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calculon00 said:
Also, this one had me lollin' to the bank!
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That one confused me.
Do people really wank into (as in, wrapped around the penis) tissues?

I always lay it out and splurt onto it so I can admire the pretty splatter effect.

Wait, was that too much information?

Also, Brady, how can you not like tentacoo wape?
 
Big T said:
That one confused me.
Do people really wank into (as in, wrapped around the penis) tissues?

I always lay it out and splurt onto it so I can admire the pretty splatter effect.
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Well, some people tend to squirt. A lot. And pretty far.

Would you prefer wiping the bukkake off your keyboard everytime you got busy with some internet pr0n?

Wait, was that too much information?
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Yes -- but in comparison to the kind of thing you see elsewere on teh interweb, it's almost child-friendly.

MOK said:
Hey, I lived in Cologne *runs&hides*
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I _live_ in Cologne.

That movie also was a hell of a lot better than anything else on tv at that moment. Plus, I tend not to focus my entire attention on the tv unless the movie is good -- it's so much more efficient to browse at the same time.
 
Ashmo said:
Well, some people tend to squirt. A lot. And pretty far.

Would you prefer wiping the bukkake off your keyboard everytime you got busy with some internet pr0n?
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Yeah, but if you aim well and tilt the wad of tissue just right, then you can usually catch it.

Also, you can generally tell how aroused you are (and, hence, how much "pressure" there is) and adjust accordingly.

Any excess spillage is on my desk and that is wipe clean.

It just seems like the tissue would disintegrate from friction.
 
Bradylama said:
I mean, Christ, has everybody forgotten about Sexy Losers?
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No, but the lack of updates does not help.

Ghastly's isn't as good as Sexy Losers, but is is more regular.

Plus, it references tentacle pr0n more often, which is always a good thing.
 
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