This goddamn forum: stereotypes abound!

Congratulations, you proved something that we've already admitted to. You've pointed out the obvious, good job. Keep doing what you're doing and maybe you'll be able to point out things that are a little less obvious.

 

Yeah, this place has a reputation for being pretty salty. Don't really know when it started, just know it's been going on for a while.

 

You have gained perk, grandpa SuAside!

 

Eh? Sua ... do you want to beat Alec in cynism or something? I have the strong hope and belief that NMA can and WILL outlive Bethesda! We will get our Fallout back ... we will get our Fallout back ... yes ... we will .. one day.

Just keep in mind:
What goes around, comes around.

Actually keep two things in mind. Respect, on NMA has to be earned.
The Order is NOT(!) NMA! Respect there requires some felatio.

 

When do you plan on starting?

 

it's common for a video game franchise that has been around for decades or so to end up with a broken base old time fans and newbies opposing eachother i've seen series i loved turn into complete crap,become cash cows or change so much they lost what made them unique i had to giving up on them cause they lost what drew me in so i can see were this community is coming from it sucks to see a video game you loved go down in flames long live nma!

 

God I can't stand all these newfags with their animu and cartoon avatars and their vapid fucking posts.

disclaimer: I like totally love you all ergo I'm not breaking any rules or flaming.

 

I've been lurking around these forums for a good five years and have tried making an account a couple of times, but this is the first time I actually stuck around.

NMA's reputation as embittered bodachs of bygone games is really only spread by equally embittered bethesdrones who have either heard of this site and decided to "troll" it, "convert" it to their cause or simply stumbled upon it and came out unpleased by the opinions they found.

Either way, this is still a small minority of people that I'd assume are considered to be embarrassing even in their own fanbase; though I personally think Bethesda can't design a game for shit, a good number of my friends and marketplace sales figures assure me that they can be enjoyable to some.

As a side note, if I ever caught myself calling anyone a "typical nerd" in any permutation completely unironically, I'd most likely consider shooting myself.

TL;DR I don't know why I even try, it's the same shit every time.

Incidentally, what podcast are you talking about?

 

Yo dudes, you guys think that people jerked off to cartoons back then several hundred years ago like we did? Like do you guys think Botticelli just started wanking off halfway into painting the Birth of Venus because I know they didn't have anime or Lover's Lab mods back then so they had to rely on paintings to get their rocks off. There's a reason why Botticelli was never married, let's just say that he was too busy making strokes with his paint brush, if you catch my drift. Also the Greek and Roman gods were probably just waifus and husbandos that the ancient elite worshipped and jerked off to, while purchasing expensive statues of their divine waifus(much like today). The Illiad? the Odyssey? All fan fiction. Why else would Greek mythology be about groups of over-powered individuals fighting monsters every week and having sex all the time. All those bronze and marble statues were essentially giant versions of our modern anime figures. I bet those dirty Greeks just built temples full of naked statues just so they could beat off to them. I bet if those temples were still intact and use today, they'd reek of crusty old semen, probably why all the temples were white too, so the stains wouldn't be visible. Just imagine how stick the floors to the Pantheon were, with rolled up scraps of papyrus lying all over the ground. Those dirty fucks probably love all the castration, monster rape and cuckolding in their filthy myths, those sickos. I can just imagine Alexander the Great sucking on the tits of an Aphrodite statue while grinding his rock hard dick against the rock hard statue of Aphrodite and leaking precum all over that whore's stomach, running his hands all over that cold, silky smooth marble ass. Bunch of sick fucks were into shota too, bunch of degenerates. Think about it, it's not that far fetched a theory. Their Food's good though. Greeks and Romans loved to fuck and diddle themselves to myths (anime) till those filthy Christians came in with their religion (American cartoons) and fucked over everything. That's why the Dark Ages happened, some uptight nerd had to destroy Rome and it's "myths" (aka ancient anime), everybody became sexually frustrated, vikings wrecked all the shit, Rome fell and Europe started living in wooden shacks and shitting behind bushes. The only thing people could jerk off to were stuff from the bible, which had a lot of sex but no waifus at all. The idea of waifus in Greek and Roman mythology was what made it much more fap-worthy than Christianity.

 

Now we're getting somewhere.

 

Cumming along nicely

 

They did. A lot of Greek statues have the stains to prove it, too.

 

I may be the resident weirdo but judging by the likes on that post of mine I'd say this forum is awfully excited to see Supe's bum get pounded by The Clint.

Maybe that's the direction this forum should be moving into? Super-hero sodomy.

 

Imagine being Bill Clinton watching Hillary undress while trying to act sexy and having to be all like "damn, Hillary Clinton, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both as president and as the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another intern in the Oval office. Like seriously imagine having to be Bill and not only sit and watch as Hillary flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, minute after minute, hour after hour, while she perfected that striptease. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as she says that she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, HILLARY CLINTON IS THE SEXIST FIRST LADY EVER because she's not the one who has to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of interns and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE PRESIDENCY coming straight out of the boonies in Arkansas. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she calls for another jerk off session, and you know you could fuck every single person in this White House before the media could break the story, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bill Clinton. You're not going to lose your political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

 

>_>

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I think Hillary's sexy tho'....

 

We gathered that... And tbh maybe...

 

Post some pics to prove it then

 

Of what? When I roll a picture of her around my vibrator and insert it into myself? I definitely think that's against forum rules.