This goddamn forum: stereotypes abound!

Theres always PMs.
I'm sorry to burst your fantasy but I'm far too much of a prude to be going around sharing that kind of personal intimacy through pictures.
You'll have to make do with imagination.

Anyway, seriously though I love grannies in control and while I despise Hillary as a possible president my lust is kind of conflicting with my rationality as I want to see more of her. I also have a kink for women who's just loathsome pieces of shit, the thought of submitting to a woman like that and allowing her to use me for her sexual pleasure, to bring joy and climax to someone I secretly despise... Get me hot just thinking about it.

There, let your imagination flow free.
 
Anyway, seriously though I love grannies
I know what you mean. My Nana is still a looker, even at eighty. Whenever I bathe her in the driveway, I'm always impressed by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" and she'll be like "nothing but clean living and good genes" then I'll be like "clean living? You ain't been sober an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet" and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a shitty family" and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno" and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like "Nana that's racist" then she'll say "then why don't you move there." This goes on until I'm done hosing her off, at which point I take her back inside, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine with a straw. Old people need the routine.
 
Eh? Sua ... do you want to beat Alec in cynism or something? I have the strong hope and belief that NMA can and WILL outlive Bethesda! We will get our Fallout back ... we will get our Fallout back ... yes ... we will .. one day.


Just keep in mind:
What goes around, comes around.

Actually keep two things in mind. Respect, on NMA has to be earned.
The Order is NOT(!) NMA! Respect there requires some felatio.
At least we still have our Wasteland.
 
Why do you guys even bother discussing with the kid? he got in here to throw a tantrum. Let him blow it out like all the other kids that do the same. It's not like we are losing anything of value by someone like this not liking the forum.
 
Why do you guys even bother discussing with the kid? he got in here to throw a tantrum. Let him blow it out like all the other kids that do the same. It's not like we are losing anything of value by someone like this not liking the forum.

Wait... What kid?
 
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