This guy speaks the truth about New vegas!

I always wondered, after taking radway does it mean that you will poop some gross orange goo afterwards?
 
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Why Millennial can't play games that Generation X enjoy.

EDIT: Shitlord doesn't understand why Caesar is pronounced two ways. Fuck him and his FPS on Rails game playing mentality.
 
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I always assumed that Radaway was kind of a "Radiation sponge" that you eventually just excrete out.
 
I'm pretty sure this asshole didn't read half of the dialog in the game.

Old World Blues dialog is better than pretty much anything written in Fallout 3. The Legion are in no way overpowered in the game either.

You can't do every mission there is in one playthrough!? If you beat the game you can't finish uncompleted quests!? No shit. Why is it so hard for people to grasp that the ending of the game sometimes needs to be the end? You can do everything else up until that point. Only a few quests are faction specific. I think a certain group of people have only played RPG's that hold your hand the entire time, so they don't know how to react when presented with real choice and the consequences for those actions.

It's like these, for lack of a better word, retards, want to become Elder of the Brotherhood of Steel, President of the NCR, and Casaer of the Legion all in one playthrough. Why does that appeal to people? They act like playing the game twice or reloading is so fucking inconvenient. God forbid one of your party members fucking die or people will give up. Can't have people reloading...

Complaints about a losing ending in Dead Money? I simply cannot understand how something extra like that can be construed as bullshit. Listening to this video literally gave me a headache. Around the time Broken Steel was mentioned my brain went into standby mode.

The dislikes on the video does give some hope for the human race.
 
I just made an account here so I can talk about this shit stain of a video

"Lol so random im so funny" moments aside (Fuck the seizure inducing "10"), lets break this down.

10) Wow. That's all I have to say. Just wow

9) I have to agree with him about the whole "brain magically gets into Dr. Mobius's hands" thing (dunno if it's explained I haven't played OWB in a while), but FUCK everything else he says.

8) Eh, he kinda has a point. He also doesn't realize that you can just shoot the boomers if you're mad at them, but judging from the rest of the video I don't think he has the brain capacity to grasp that.

7) I prefer getting unique weapons from hard quests than getting a blueprint which I have to gather materials from all four corners of the map to build, but I don't know how NMA feels on this.

6) What is subtlety? What is hidden details? What do you mean Fallout isn't all about the fucking vaults?

5) No opinion

4) Brain almost shut down to prevent brain cells from dying. Also, what do you mean people won't let me help them after I killed their entire family?

3) How dare people want closure on a story they spent hours upon hours shaping?

2) I agree, but FYI I didn't get NV until way later so I don't know how bad these were.

1) I'm sorry but I have to agree with this one. Let it be said I haven't played DM yet so I have no clue if this guy is a pile of BS, but punishing the player for wanting to know more about the world in a role playing game just seems stupid to me.
 
In Dead Money the terminal has 2 entires, one that says "To Vera Keyes" and one that says "To Vera". You can't open the first one without openning the second one, and guess what the second one says? It's a letter to Vera apologizing and telling her not to open the other entry as it wil lactually trigger a failsafe mechanism and trap anyone who opens it on the Vault because the guy who wrote it was sure a certain someone was trying to rob his Vault and his secrets. So yeah, the guy is an idiot who didn't even read.
 
that guy is just an idiot. HE likely did not actually play the game and just found the information online. If he did play, he deserves an Idioty award.
 
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I...I'm speechless. Mostly due to a blinding, rage-induced migraine. Old World Blues...bad dialogue? I'm sorry-what? Is this some bizarro world alternate reality in which humor does not exist? I suppose this is the kind of person who would play Fallout BOS on PS2 and laugh his fucking head off at the clever pee-pee and hooker jokes.

I need to calm down. I think this actually really upset me, and I'm normally really chilled out. I mean, New Vegas has A LOT of problems, but...none of this.
 
Maybe he is just the most epic satirical humorist ever, and we've just been SUPER-had!

*hopes* D:
 
About his Vault 11 point: there literally is a quest that takes you to Vault 11.

Why do people who haven't completed a game think they should review it?
 
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