What are your favorite fallout quotes?

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by R.Graves, May 11, 2016.

  1. mutatedchihuahua00

    mutatedchihuahua00 are you bethloving it?

    Apr 5, 2016
    bye bye pee pee man - the dumb one

    father morpheus that's a real peaceful sounding name who's his assistant brother murder? brother death? sister kill maybe? - vault dweller
  2. Shaodeus

    Shaodeus Still Mildly Glowing

    Apr 28, 2016
    "Moon big, me like moon" *special* Vault Dweller
  3. Ragemage

    Ragemage Wept for Zion

    Feb 20, 2016
    "Ugh. Lee." - Intelligent Vault Dweller when talking to The Master
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  4. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    I thought it was you are not match for science.
  5. Atomkilla

    Atomkilla Hazel Hegemon oTO Orderite

    Dec 26, 2010
    Let's play Global Thermonuclear War!
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  6. Izak

    Izak I Shot The ALBATROSS

    Jan 29, 2016
    I seen one of them disappear and reappear before my very eyes. Although being a scientist, I have to admit I might've just blinked for longer than usual, what with the shock of seeing a commie ghost and so forth.
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  7. Shaodeus

    Shaodeus Still Mildly Glowing

    Apr 28, 2016
    "I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, cause that means he's hiding it from you. If a man's wearing his pants on his head or says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you. But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not it means he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive."

    No-Bark, the most brilliant scientific mind of the wasteland
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  8. Juza The Cloud

    Juza The Cloud Nanto Goshasei

    Jun 3, 2015
    Kale watcha nei conserva oh
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  9. Jogre

    Jogre So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Oct 25, 2015
    "We're not due for another pregnancy Cycle for a few years now"

    "Pregnancy Cycle? Oh well, I thought there weren't any children because this might be the European Version of the game."

    - Phyllis and The Chosen One
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  10. Knight In Leather Armor

    Knight In Leather Armor Badger Nutsack

    Feb 6, 2016
    [Speech 30/50]"But the girl is sick. With classic symptoms of, uh... Vagina Dentata?"
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  11. Shaodeus

    Shaodeus Still Mildly Glowing

    Apr 28, 2016
    Oh my, reminds me of a certain movie that I have seen
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  12. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Come on guys where's all that awesom writing we go on about?
  13. Censor

    Censor Huh?

    Jan 28, 2013
    Nyehaeh there's the high roller!
    Nyehaeh there's the high roller!
    Nyehaeh there's the high roller!
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  14. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
    I always liked to play diplomatic routes, as much as possible anyway, but from the first moment I was gonna check that kidnapped girl by Vault 15, and got the "Up yours and have a bullet breakfast, asshole!"-reply, I went right for it, and ever since, I always go right for it.

    To this day, I have not checked what the other replies do :D
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  15. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    What the bloody, bloody, bloody hell are you doing here!
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  16. mrchaos

    mrchaos Super Orc

    Nov 14, 2015
    "I'm the fucking god of New Vegas brahmin fusion cuisine, that's who. No, no, that doesn't even give me the credit I deserve. I fucking invented edible food." - Philippe the chef of the Ultra-luxe casino.
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  17. Atomkilla

    Atomkilla Hazel Hegemon oTO Orderite

    Dec 26, 2010
    "I'm looking for my father. Middle-aged guy. Maybe you've seen him?"
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  18. Spacemunkey

    Spacemunkey Vault Senior Citizen

    Dec 4, 2015
    Tabitha: Are you tired of getting chased because you're bigger than humans and scaring them? Did you kill some, and they overreacted? Are two-head bear people shooting at you, and battle cattle mooing? Beware the battle cattle!
    Rhonda: Leave the fear behind!
    Tabitha: Leave the fear behind! Meet at the mountaintop! Enjoy life in the State of Utobitha, free, safe, secure!
    Rhonda: (quickly) Freedom limited to following the commands of Best Friend Tabitha. Safety not guaranteed against siege or assault by two-head bear people or battle cattles. Many infractions are punishable by death, no allowances for dumb-dumb misunderstandings!
    Tabitha: Utobitha! Come feel the difference!
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  19. Mr muggyman 3000

    Mr muggyman 3000 Lover of coffe cups

    May 3, 2016
    "Sure, I'll stop using my rather effective gun and switch to, ah, this piece of metal tubing here. Great plan, boss."-Raul

    "Sure, boss. I'd be happy to prolong my captivity and psychological abuse to tighten some lug nuts for you."-Raul
  20. cordelionreaver

    cordelionreaver Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Nov 29, 2015
    "There is Old World Blues and New World Hope. And hope ruled the day at Big MT."