What are your favorite fallout quotes?

"It is I, Dr. Mobius, transmitting from my dome-shaped... dome in the Forbidden Zone. A zone... that is, yes... forbidden to you."

"Insults? Tsk tsk. Securitrons, please erase all trace of NCR from the area."

"Could you say that again please... this time in my coat pocket?"
 
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The masters entire suicide speech was just heartbreaking. Most villains don't get to be humanized so much. It's Too good.

Seriously this entire conversation Is amazing.
 
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"Welcome to the Sierra Madre, in all its glory. This is what the Old World stood for, even with bombs about to rain down on them. Now look at it. Beautiful...now its guests are all dead. Better this way. Quiet. How the Mojave should be."
-Father Elijah

"He's not dead, it's a trick. Get an axe."
-Dean Domino

"Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it."
-No-Bark Noonan

"Don't forget. I knew the folks involved. They were the best humanity had to offer. Your people are going to tell the story a different way, right?"
-Marcus

"What a splendid sense of humour. Pity I don't have one."
-Lieutenant

"It's 106 miles from Arroyo. We've got a full fusion cell, half a pack of RadAway, it's midnight, and I'm wearing a 50 year old Vault 13 jumpsuit. Let's hit it."
-Chosen One
 
All of harolds dialogue on Richard Grey.

'It all started with the sirens. I was young, but I remember that...........Harold
 
"WHAT DID HE SAY? 'SPIT LEAD?' WHAT, LIKE PENCILS?" Dr Klein.

"Ahahaha! I am on-line once again! Tremble, world, before my heating coil of doom!" Toaster

"Dr. O thought it would be fucking hilarious to build a tiny neurotic robot. Big fucking laugh!" Muggy.

Basically almost all of the dialogue in Old World Blues is comedy gold.
 
"The new slave girls are quite beautiful."
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."
 
Man, New Vegas is quotable as shit.

(Renesco glares at you in silence.)
"I think you'd like Arroyo. It's a peaceful village. Except for the plants possessed by evil spirits... and of course, the temple of trials filled with those deadly spear traps and the man-eating giant ants."
(Renesco continues to glare at you.)
"And sometimes the elder gets upset at little things, like, heh-heh, that one night when I ignored my vow of celibacy and snuck out with Reyna - Whose - Legs - Crush - With - Strength - of - Thousand - Snakes to the Arroyo canyon..."
(Renesco gives you a withering stare.)
"It was like yesterday. Reyna's body glowed like silver in the moonlight when she knelt down and... hey, you know what? You might like the elder. She's about your age."
(Renesco continues to glare at you as if he could somehow make you disappear just by imagining it hard enough.)
 
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Man, New Vegas is quotable as shit.

(Renesco glares at you in silence.)
"I think you'd like Arroyo. It's a peaceful village. Except for the plants possessed by evil spirits... and of course, the temple of trials filled with those deadly spear traps and the man-eating giant ants."
(Renesco continues to glare at you.)
"And sometimes the elder gets upset at little things, like, heh-heh, that one night when I ignored my vow of celibacy and snuck out with Reyna - Whose - Legs - Crush - With - Strength - of - Thousand - Snakes to the Arroyo canyon..."
(Renesco gives you a withering stare.)
"It was like yesterday. Reyna's body glowed like silver in the moonlight when she knelt down and... hey, you know what? You might like the elder. She's about your age."
(Renesco continues to glare at you as if he could somehow make you disappear just by imagining it hard enough.)
Wait, is that New Vegas's dialogue? Or Fallout 2 dialogue? How do you get that dialogue?
 
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