What would you do?

Buy a young and beautiful female Thai sex slave to do my dishes, clean my flat, brush my teeth and do naughty things with both me and my girlfriend.

If some money was left after that, I'd use it to get drunk and stoned and go to the local whorehouse.

-- alec, "it's never enough"
 
Buy a flat. Rent it and buy another with a loan. Then I would pay the loan with the rentmoney I get. When the other flat is paid. I would buy another flat with a loan and use the rentmoney from the two flats to pay for the loan.

Should work. Unless some fucker decides to make WW3...bastard.
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I'd set it aside and later use it to buy furniture and techno gadgets for my apartment.
 
DirtyDreamDesigner said:
By techno gadgets you mean, of course, Scooter action figures?
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I'd bet he's referring to sex dolls. :twisted:

And I'd invest it, then buy a house once the bottom falls out of the housing market. Better yet I'l buy the building I live in now and use the rent money it generates to live out my dream of playing wow all day long.
 
80 grand? Depends.

Did I find it lying on the side of the road or some odd place? I wouldn't touch the shit. Could be a ransom drop, a payoff to a hitman, drug money dropoff... you get the idea.

Did I find it in the mailbox? First off who the fuck would give me 80 grand out of nowhere? Could be another illegitimate drop, with a mistaken address. Could also be someone trying to temporarily hide illicit funds (would have to be a total moron to do that tho, wouldn't they) could also be someone "doing me a favor, thus I am expected to do some kind of damn favor for them". Could be counterfeit dough and someone just dumped it.

Did it magically appear under my damn pillow? Now THAT one is stupid. Even so, the money had to come from somewhere. Serial numbers on cash, which the government seems to keep track of, don't just magically appear from nowhere. Which means no matter what, I can't do shit with it without getting busted for the weirdest robbery of the century.

Did I earn it? Yeah right, me earn 80,000 bucks. I fucking wish.
 
Stash it in my bank account, sit quietly and watch as the bank snatches it away bit by bit in the form of egregiously unjustified fees.
 
Or as you stash it in your bank account, a recession comes and the bank does bankruptcy, :D , a yet another fine way to lose everything. :evil: , somethings are best when set on fire.
 
Jarno every single one of your posts has irratated and or confused me.

Just sayin'...

I would probably take a long holiday in japan, maybie even buy a shitty flat there.
 
DirtyDreamDesigner said:
By techno gadgets you mean, of course, Scooter action figures?
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There are Scooter action figures? Why would anyone want action figures of any sort, let alone Scooter action figures?
 
Buy firearms and a vault for myself, stocked with supplies. Christians are going to cause the end of the world, and I want to be ready for when money doesn't actually matter anymore.
 
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