Who has the best chicks

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Max Demian

It Wandered In From the Wastes
It’s summer time, the beaches are filled with hot foreign topless mammas and there’s no better thing to do than scour the seaside in search of “unsuspecting” young and willing flesh. Upon doing my “research” this summer I’ve come to the following conclusion: in terms of physical appeal the Czech girls still take the No. 1 place (coz I’m a sucker for those blue eyed, blond haired, purple nippled Slavic chicks), although I must admit the French come in a very close second (though I haven’t had the luxury of a somewhat more intimate acquaintance). Of all the girls enjoying the summer holidays on our beaches and islands I must say the British are the least appealing. In those 10 days I spent on Korcula I saw but one decent chick, who turned out to be a primary school teacher from Sheffield (she was 22 years old), but to my astonishment had never heard of Marko Polo, the world’s most famous traveler (or at least that’s what I had thought), who was born in the afore mentioned town. Too bad there were so few of those mulata girls – chocolate always had a special place in my, ahem, heart. We saw a couple of Chinese chicks, a bit too shy and nothing much too speak about. Of course, the summer is far from over, and there’s still a lot more to see and “get to know”. But for the time being I stick to my fellow Slav girls. Cheers.
 
Mmmm if you're into fatties... USA has the most :). If you're actually into good looking girls... eh, turn your plane around.
 
Australian Queensland chicks. Phoar... Something to do with the great beaches, I think.
 
Specialist said:
Australian Queensland chicks. Phoar... Something to do with the great beaches, I think.
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Seconded.

That said, the only other country in the world I've been to is Papua New Guinea, so my experience is severely limited.
 
Living in eastern Finland, it seems either the girls are ugly enough to make your eyes water, or the pick-up-your-jaw-and-stop-drooling variety.

I have gotten the interest of a lady of the latter type... but something tells me i'm WAY out of my league. If she is pretty, smart and funny, she HAS to be batshit insane to be interested in a guy like me.
I mean, check the picture thread :shock:
 
sometimes you just get lucky... dont look for a meaning behind it & just grab the opportunity with both hands.

enjoy while it lasts.

ow as for the topic: i have no idea. each country has nice chicks. it's impossible to know who has most imo. (although i have a very bad image of the uk)
i guess belgium is just average, pretty much the same with france, the netherlands,... each have a fair share of hot girls, but a fair share of but ugly fucktards as well.
 
Well, what do you know, our very own little "seagull". :wink:

And Ratty and I are not perverted, we're just misunderstood...

Also, dude, you live in Split, foreign women should be interesting only as a curiosity since Split is like the hawtie capital of teh world.

Oh, yeah, pics please.
 
Ah no, you ain't getting no pictures of me girls. First of all coz that wasn't the intention of this thread; secondly I don’t think they’d like being shown as some trophies which they weren’t – guess that makes me a kind of “introverted seagull” 8). And thirdly, all the pictures I have are in analog form, and with no scanner at hand it makes it kind of hard to do an A/D conversion, doesn’t it. The best you can get is a picture of me self, though I’ve seen there’s another thread for that. Guess you’ll just have to trust me, when I say that the girls here in Split are awesome; really, it’s no boast but a proven fact. Ask any Croat. The only problem is that they’re quite aware of it, which can in certain cases lead to a really fucked up personality. But thankfully they’re also quite insecure (the younger ones) no matter how much they try to hide it, so it’s not that much of a problem to win them over. Just takes some effort and a little time. But the good thing about foreign chicks is that they’ve all come here to have fun, and usually don’t give you the bullshit you get from these girls here. (Have they got a nasty tongue!) And since you don’t have to break up with them there are none of those awkward situations when you pass them by in a narrow street and fake an insincere smile (or dodge an ire inspired slap aimed at your cheek), or listen to a litany of curses from their slanderous tongues . (Note: this is only an issue with those angry, insecure, fucked up teenage girls I used to date)

The_Vault_Dweller said:
Hey look another Croatian! Plus he's just as perverted as Ratty and DirtyDreamDesigner.
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Actually the only time I’ve been directly told by a girl to be a pervert was last summer during a beach party when I tried to persuade a college chick to do an orgy with me and a few friends (of whom one was a girl). That’s not a sexual perversion, is it? I’ve only done a MMF so far, so I’m still looking for some “decent” girls willing to do a true orgy. Did I mention that my favorite Greek deity is Dionysius?


Loxley said:
Amen odin, though there is an extreme amount of hot chics in sweden as well.
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I wouldn't know, although the Swede chicks visiting here are quite hot, albeit with Croatian origin.
 
Beautiful women come in all nationalities, I don't see the point in discussing which country has "the best chicks".
 
I'm going to go for this here Dutchieland. At least where I love (Brabant, the south). I've heard a lot of foreigners say that they've never seen so many hot chicks.
 
Max Demian said:
in terms of physical appeal the Czech girls still take the No. 1 place (coz I’m a sucker for those blue eyed, blond haired, purple nippled Slavic chicks)
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That sounds more like Germans, actually. For you, they're like Czechs in most aspects, except they don't bring canned food with them and spend more overall, even though you're getting as expensive as Italy. Oh, and maybe they don't wear white socks and sandals at the same time, though I'm not sure about that.
 
DJ Slamák said:
For you, they're like Czechs in most aspects, except they don't bring canned food with them and spend more overall, even though you're getting as expensive as Italy. Oh, and maybe they don't wear white socks and sandals at the same time, though I'm not sure about that.
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You speak the truth mate. The only thing they buy here is water for Christ sakes. They even bring their own beer! Last year I was in a museum in Korcula when a Czech gentleman complained how expensive the admittance was (a measly 10 kunas = 1.33 Euros), but he didn’t find it excessive to spend 800 Euros on that digital cam of his…
All I know about Germans is that they’re really lousy ski-jet drivers (I almost got ran over by one of those two years ago while swimming just 50 meters off shore).
 
Max Demian said:
Marko Polo, the world’s most famous traveler
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For us more Westernized people, Columbus is more famous. Even Amerigo is more famous. For use Dutchies Tasman is more famous.

Marco Polo is famous, though, yeah

Sander said:
I'm going to go for this here Dutchieland. At least where I love (Brabant, the south). I've heard a lot of foreigners say that they've never seen so many hot chicks.
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Where're they from? Finland? Great Britain? The USA? One of the other many ugly-chicks-preferred countries in the world?

'cause Dutch girls aren't extremely hot, cute or beautiful. They're mostly average-hot. Wave upon wave of blonde Aryan chicks, unwaverlingly attractive but very rarely extremely so. If that's not boring, I don't know what is.
 
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