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My pecker is also quite average. It's such a relief to finally come to terms with that! Men of the forum, come out, relish in solidarity! Unless your pecker is significantly below average. I mean, what, you mean to deprive us of people to laugh at alltogether!? How insensitive can you possibly be!?
 
Hassknecht said:
I have few rules in life. One of them is not taking pictures of my penis.
That rule actually cockblocked me once.
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I agree there and it has gotten me cockblocked twice just because I didn't take a picture of my dick on my friend's phone to text it to her because I was out of a phone at the time. I mean, why would I want to do that let alone on a friend's phone..that's just wrong.
 
Dick-pic rules
1. don't ever use friends or families phones for this
2. send ONLY to people you trust 100%
3. send ONLY to people who explicitly requested dick-pic

Follow these rules, and you shouuuld be good to go
 
zegh8578 said:
Dick-pic rules
1. don't ever use friends or families phones for this
2. send ONLY to people you trust 100%
3. send ONLY to people who explicitly requested dick-pic

Follow these rules, and you shouuuld be good to go
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It was a group of chicks that wanted a quick one night stand and each of them wanted us to send a dick pick through a buddy's phone but I was not going to do that when

1.I'm not putting a pic of my jewels on a friend's phone.

2.Since we knew one of our friends had a tiny pecker since he liked flashing random people, any of them would've been more than satisfied with me since one of them slept around with him making the pic taking pointless.
Besides if they wanted to see mine they would've been while they were sucking on it but of course they were hos which gave the friend with the phone herpes on his lips within the next couple days anyways. :lol:
 
MercenarySnake said:
It was a group of chicks that wanted a quick one night stand and each of them wanted us to send a dick pick through a buddy's phone but I was not going to do that when

1.I'm not putting a pic of my jewels on a friend's phone.

2.Since we knew one of our friends had a tiny pecker since he liked flashing random people, any of them would've been more than satisfied with me since one of them slept around with him making the pic taking pointless.
Besides if they wanted to see mine they would've been while they were sucking on it but of course they were hos which gave the friend with the phone herpes on his lips within the next couple days anyways. :lol:
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Basically the same for me, only that I was supposed to send the dick pic to a friend's phone, using my own.
Apparently it's a thing now that girls decide one night stands via dick pics.
 
Hassknecht said:
Basically the same for me, only that I was supposed to send the dick pic to a friend's phone, using my own.
Apparently it's a thing now that girls decide one night stands via dick pics.
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..and I always thought I was the only one with bad luck in that sense, I always magage to get "cockblocked" whether it's from the dick pic thing or being asked to sneak out to the other side of town past curfew(that was back when I was 16 heh) or having a girlfriend who's parents hated me after one visit..add to that the fact that she was never allowed hanging around me and you get a very sad Snake.

I'm just super unlucky.
 
Of course that Snake was sad too. :wiggle:

Heh I'm surprised none of you have laughed at all of my misfortunes...or maybe you are silently.
Anyways how are you guys at this wonderful establishment doing?
 
MercenarySnake said:
Of course that Snake was sad too. :wiggle:

Heh I'm surprised none of you have laughed at all of my misfortunes...or maybe you are silently.
Anyways how are you guys at this wonderful establishment doing?
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Fantastic. UnderRail has rejuvenated these dusty old bones.
 
Underrail may actually prompt this old, unfestive fart to consider a new game :0
I haven't wanted to play anything new in ages, but both Underrail and Xcom2 look cool, but especially the latter is an impossibility for me, no computer enough to neither run nor store
 
TorontRayne said:
Fantastic. UnderRail has rejuvenated these dusty old bones.
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Good..good. I need to get back to that game but I have to fix up my air conditioner, clean out my computer, and order my monstrous video card. Then there's the "moving closer to my dad's" part which has me packing my stuff. I love using that pickpocket skill as well as hacking(I broke into all of the dorms at SGS making tons of cash in the process).
 
I've lurked here for close over 10 years now, was a member of Bethesda forums before that, and am a loyal member of the Codex. I tend to be more neutral in my opinions regarding the Fallout franchise in that I can enjoy the newer Fallouts, but still prefer the originals -- even then I felt out of place and even ostracized for my opinions at the official boards. It was time to leave for greener pastures. I started posting here not much long ago, and this and the codex have been the most agreeable forums I've been on. In a way, NMA reminds me of the way the Bethesda forums use to be.
 
TheRippaMan said:
I've lurked here for close over 10 years now, was a member of Bethesda forums before that, and am a loyal member of the Codex. I tend to be more neutral in my opinions regarding the Fallout franchise in that I can enjoy the newer Fallouts, but still prefer the originals -- even then I felt out of place and even ostracized for my opinions at the official boards. It was time to leave for greener pastures. I started posting here not much long ago, and this and the codex have been the most agreeable forums I've been on. In a way, NMA reminds me of the way the Bethesda forums use to be.
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Banned. :)
 
Because y'all tell it how it is. You aren't a bunch of Bethesda fanboys who take it in the ass from God Howard daily. Its also fun to watch the fanboys come here and get so mad they end up calling people a bitch and get banned.
 
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