I love NMA because I created this site in the early 21st century after I created the early 21st century while suffering from a bout of what I would like to call "deranged creativity". Or "intoxication", but then I have to explain how I created drugs and that's a long story.
Anyway, after I created this hive of cum and faggotry, I created each and every one of you, it from bit-style, improvising on a theme, like some overambitious god. And soon, my children, I will be imagining a humongous chunk of solid iron forged in the bowels of the Universe and hurtling towards Earth at 100,000 miles per hour. Eager to hit and wipe the slate clean. Or "tabula rasa" in Latin, one of the first languages I created and still love to this day.

Hey, solipsism is a bitch, but someone has to do the dirty work and I don't see anyone else volunteering.
Anyway, after I created this hive of cum and faggotry, I created each and every one of you, it from bit-style, improvising on a theme, like some overambitious god. And soon, my children, I will be imagining a humongous chunk of solid iron forged in the bowels of the Universe and hurtling towards Earth at 100,000 miles per hour. Eager to hit and wipe the slate clean. Or "tabula rasa" in Latin, one of the first languages I created and still love to this day.

Hey, solipsism is a bitch, but someone has to do the dirty work and I don't see anyone else volunteering.