CHAPTER 6
This update just so happens to fall on God's birthday as some of the good men, women, and doges of X-COM kill or capture citizens that find out about Fight Club.
Of course Rose is in on this. This bitch is all about killing civilians. It must be due to her breed.
Toront keeps telling everyone Per is a Reptilian but nobody gets it.
Hassknecht is always the most rational person in the room.
Risewild is my Beat Off guy. He is always good at beating off farmers.
The uzi is about as good as you would expect.
The men spread out. They have done this before.
Rose is sniffing out the snitch.
Risewild tosses the flashlight to boost the range because that totally works in real life.
Hassknecht is with his bitch.
Rise enters the building with nothing to show for his effort.
Risewild: Clear!
Per spots a potential target.
Per: I wonder if he knows how to refuel the car? What does that even mean? Why did I say that?
Hassknecht: Eyes sharp. I'm still looking for a promotion so don't fuck it up.
Per: Sorry...
Still coming closer. Soon the Godhead will learn how to play properly so we can see what the enemy is holding in it's hands. Stay tuned.
Per, the total noob that he is, throws a flash bang to stun the enemy. What a dumbass.
Dazing your enemy? These must be actual tactics at work.
Ahh yes. The man has a 3-iron.
Per is inside a building stunning the last guy before the other guy is even taken care of.
This guy gets knocked out while the club guy gets killed by another Overwatch. I miss those pics sometimes because they happen so quick.
So feeble.
Osiron hackers. These assholes are no joke.
Storming Cuba is always good for international security.
Just Another Van.
The two dogs up top get renamed later.
This is a picture of a line going towards Cuba. Tee hee.
Odin: Looks like we are getting some police backup.
Miroslav: More like they are getting backup from us.
Odin and Miroslav are joined by Leeroy Jenkins and Slim Jim.
Miroslav: I see one of the Police.
Sure is a handy function to learn 10 hours into playing.
This human looks like the bad panda crew.
These guys have the best weapons I have seen thus far.
Obviously Slim Jim is getting a little hungry so he goes to work.
He didn't last long. The turn ends with the enemy turn bringing about a hail of gunfire of all types. M60, Assault Rifle, Shotgun, other things that go boom...
You can see the cop killers attempting to assassinate this poor man that apparently missed how to guard properly at the Academy.
This man is really intent on killing these cops. So much so he ignores the one right behind him.
These guys are pretty helpful.
Cop bites it. No Cops Allowed.
X-COM Boyz in for an assist.
Tango down!
But this fucker wakes up so he gets to feel more dog jaws.
He will not wake up again.
Cops are dying everywhere.
Here is one being shot without even knowing where the bullet came from.
He could be saved assuming someone could get there. Usually you have a turn or three to heal them.
Someone deploys their RPG killing what I assume was a cop.
The squad moves in to assess the situation. Where the enemy is coming from is still largely unknown.
Slim Jim is fearless like all X-COM dogs are.
This guy actually thinks he can just stand out in the open. Of course since he is the computer he gets away with it.
This must be where the boom happened.
The two humans take separate routes to cover more areas.
The dogs have paired up but are under fire. Pretty sure every dog takes at least a bullet when they do work for me.
The goons panic.
This one goes apeshit and unloads all his ammo.
Little do they know the dogs plotting against them.
Losing sight they back off a bit. I assume to reload and calm down off their meth high.
This gives the squad the perfect opportunity to attack.
Good dog.
Meanwhile...
Odin is looking to try that fancy gun out with Miroslav providing cover fire periodically.
Leeroy is taking on another attacker.
They didn't know he could attack 5 or 6 times apparently.
Slim Jim is dealing with another on his end.
Or rather he dealt with another on his end.
This dude was so panicked he would not attack. He hunkered down the whole time. so at first I thought he was a civilian.
These guys had a van and everything.
Odin finally gets a good shot off with that fancy gun.
Leeroy runs up the stairs to do a little mop up work.
This building is blown to hell, so some of the floor is gone.
Leeroy Leeroys straight into the bad guy.
They respond...
...by firing everywhere. It's hard to see due to the weird way X-COM jumps from turn to turn so fast. Bullets just fly so fire across the screen the cuts are jarring. But the tradeoff would be a slow boring ass fight at half speed. Back to the game!
Shit continues to burn as the men move in...now safe from window fire.
This is Leeroy running to attack.
This is Leeroy running to attack anyone else.
The last guy surrenders when he sees Odins White Fro. I know it is the most baffling sight.
Feeble. And I didn't even kill one of the cops myself.
Both of those dogs deserve dog awards. Whatever the highest award a dog can get, they should get it.
This is something the scientists came up with. You might mistake these men for common thugs but they are really religious terrorists that want to fuck up the world.
Top men spent hours in a lab designing this baseball bat. They are good at knocking people out actually.
You might notice that BlackOps gun. Yes those will be fun.
This UFO flies around spots I can't reach. This is why South America is mad.
What are these aliens starting their own mercenary nation state?
Active Limp Snake Protocol! Snake you are on standby buddy.
Here is our current research status. We have done a lot of work into researching the various bodies that have come in.
Just to show you all the good gear we have after that last mission.
Still working on getting Hass (notpicturedhere) to a respectable rank.
Apparently we should do a better job in South America. This Terrible rating is most unsettling. The only way to more effectively cover the world is to build a new base. It will be led by a totally new crew. The building will start...immediately.
I can't think of a better place. Sure we could settle in South America but we need people on this part of the globe.
$750,000 just for the building. It will be at least 1.5 to get running I bet.
CORONA R&D will start off as a small research lab but will later expand to a combat role. That will take a long time.
Here is to hoping I did not make a mistake! Sure I could have put it in South America or Europe but China is was calling to me. Not sure why.
August. That leaves one month until UFO central...resources will be tight.
I want some jets. That means scavenging a fucking UFO. I can't wait!
Another plot thread begins to unravel as a Deep One washes up and into our hands.
The research comes in. How many aliens are visiting this shithole?