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Crni Vuk

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1. Crni Vuk
  Hitler had an alligator. And he was the Last German Prisoner of War in Russia.
  
  Jul 17, 2020
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2. Crni Vuk
  KÄSESPÄTZLE!
  
  Apr 26, 2020
  2. TorontoReign
    Cheese Noodles.
    
    Apr 26, 2020
  3. Crni Vuk
    Untermenschenfood! Begone!
    
    Apr 26, 2020
    
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3. Crni Vuk
  What the fuck is this for a shit?
  
  Feb 29, 2020
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  2. TorontoReign
    *Downvotes furiously.*
    
    Feb 29, 2020
    
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  3. SquidWard
    I can't what the fuck is this for a shit? this post. What a horrible section.
    
    Feb 29, 2020
    
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  4. eissa
    Whenever i push that button, i feel so liberated to voice my thought and be empowered.
    
    Jun 22, 2022
    
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4. Crni Vuk
  The Waffen SS had Indian members.
  
  Nov 1, 2019
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  3. Crni Vuk
    Quite ironic for the Third Reich which was build on the ideology of racial purity to command an army which contained at the end of the war 24 different nations. Aprox. 300.000 members of the Waffen SS have been recruited from nations allied to Germany or even occupied territories.
    
    Nov 1, 2019
    
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  4. alec
    I'm 100% sure it was this racial impurity that made them lose the war. O, and Hitler acting like a complete idiot, of course, let's not forget about that.
    
    Nov 2, 2019
    
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  5. MutantScalper
    Finland had a couple of black soldiers in WW 2. It's google translate so apologies for crappy quality.
    
    https://translate.google.fi/translate?hl=fi&sl=fi&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fyle.fi%2Fuutiset%2F3-11069227
    
    Dec 29, 2019
5. Crni Vuk
  If a joke isn't funny the first time ... Can it be funny the second time? Or the third time? Or the fourth time? Or the ...
  
  Oct 23, 2019
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  3. Korin
    Research tells us you should get as large a sample size as possible
    
    Oct 23, 2019
    
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  4. Richwizard
    According to David Letterman, yes.
    
    Oct 24, 2019
  5. eissa
    If you tell a bad joke mandatory enough soon it become meme and can be funny on its own. Perhaps long time pass, it can distort people humour threshold to accept it finally.
    
    Nov 24, 2020
    
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6. Crni Vuk
  Damn. What the fuck ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtI5HM7GVGY
  
  Sep 1, 2019
  2. alec
    It's less impressive when you realize it's heavily segmented. It's like more than 300 shots glued together, played by several guys. I like the Opposing Force one better.
    
    Sep 1, 2019
    
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  3. Crni Vuk
    Yeah I saw that one as well. Crazy stuff. Now that you mention it I didn't notice that it was segmented. I can't even imagine how many tries it required for just one moment where everything lines up perfectly ...
    
    Sep 1, 2019
7. Crni Vuk
  You have to approach Fallout 76 like a Vulcan. If Todd Howard started to talk would he nerve pinch him?
  
  Aug 21, 2019
8. Crni Vuk
  Do you or do you not want a No-Deal-Brexit? Britain: Yes.
  
  Aug 14, 2019
  2. TheOtherManInTheRoom
    Almost certainly gonna happen at this point it seems... we still think of ourselves as such, but maybe it's time to scrap the 'Great'
    
    Aug 14, 2019
9. Crni Vuk
  Chernobyle. Scientist dieing horroribly to radiation? Terrible. I guess. Soldiers shooting radiated puppies? MY FUCKING HEART HURTS!
  
  May 30, 2019
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10. Crni Vuk
  Does the Internet lie to you?
  
  May 29, 2019
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  3. Deleted member 53669
    Hello internet.
    
    Can you make me a website?
    
    May 30, 2019
  4. zegh8578
    uhm I'll do my best, it's been a while, em, <html><body><title>Welcome to My Internet Homepage!</title>
    <a href="pornhub.com">Click here for more</a></body></html>
    
    May 30, 2019
    
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  5. Crni Vuk
    No. But it can give you a boner.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs
    
    May 30, 2019
    
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11. Crni Vuk
  Sherman is love. Sherman is live.
  
  May 28, 2019
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12. Crni Vuk
  'Subverting Expectations' is my new line of the year, which stands for "bad writing", which has to be sold to fans as great content.
  
  May 11, 2019
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  3. Earth
    I would prefer the artist to try to "subvert expectations" over fanservice though. Seeing art as a product so you should just give the customers what they want leads to art becoming generic. I get your point; it sucks when things like SW go sh*t, but that's the price you have to pay sometimes. Just because you paid a painter to paint a portrait that doesn't mean it's going to be good. (you can criticise them though)
    
    May 13, 2019
  4. Crni Vuk
    We're talking about completely different things here. It's not about subverting expectations, it's about shitty writting. And we're also not talking about a painter who was comissioned to paint something, we're talking about a billion dollar 'industry'.
    
    May 13, 2019
  5. Earth
    True, a bad painter would quickly go out of business. The frustration here is that huge corporations have a monopoly on entertainment so they can get away with whatever garbage they want to write. All we have in return are our wallets and collective criticism. But neither of those things will necessarily guarantee quality or getting what we want.
    
    May 13, 2019
    
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13. Crni Vuk
  @Elsa becomes a Gargoyle!
  
  Apr 18, 2019
  2. Crni Vuk
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLyO1uG-5o4
    
    Apr 18, 2019
14. Crni Vuk
  I am shocked and saddened to hear of Karl Marx's tragic death 236 years ago. I really thought he was still alive :/
  
  Apr 7, 2019
  2. zegh8578
    You mean 136, and you can all just quit it, my joke is the original and the best, yall just poor mimicks!
    
    Apr 7, 2019
  3. Walpknut
    His grandson has a parkour youtube channel. REAL FACT.
    
    Apr 8, 2019
  4. valcik
    Marx's Capital is great for lighting up dark tunnels. When burning, the tome emits the light of progress.
    
    Apr 8, 2019
15. Crni Vuk
  AVENGE ME BROTHER!
  
  Apr 6, 2019
  2. zegh8578
    Foreshadowing! Very clever!
    
    Apr 6, 2019
    
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16. Crni Vuk
  What's so Rad about Radscorpions?
  
  Apr 1, 2019
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  2. Supermarauder
    This is something I ask myself everyday. I dunno man. But it keeps me up at night.
    
    Apr 2, 2019
    
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  3. KingArthur
    Their mad BMX skills.
    
    Apr 2, 2019
    
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17. Crni Vuk
  Froh wie seine Sonnen fliegen durch des Himmels prächtigen Plan, laufet Brüder, eure Bahn, freudig wie ein Held zum Siegen!
  
  Mar 28, 2019
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  2. KingArthur
    Danke, mein freund.
    
    Mar 28, 2019
  3. Crni Vuk
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kcOpyM9cBg
    
    Mar 28, 2019
    
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18. Crni Vuk
  How do you make god laugh ...
  
  Mar 25, 2019
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  3. Crni Vuk
    Yeah! When the reality is that none of them make sense!
    
    Mar 26, 2019
    
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  4. eissa
    Is there any difference between Catholic and Pagan at all?
    
    Nov 17, 2020
  5. Crni Vuk
    The catholics probably killed more.
    
    Nov 17, 2020
19. Crni Vuk
  What's wrong with tropes?
  
  Mar 25, 2019
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  3. Alphons
    Hating on tropes became a trope itself.
    
    Mar 25, 2019
    
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  4. Crni Vuk
    Tropeical Thunder!
    
    Mar 25, 2019
    
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  5. eissa
    https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife
    
    Nov 17, 2020
20. Crni Vuk
  Cahf ah nafl mglw'nafh hh' ahor syha'h ah'legeth, ng llll or'azath syha'hnahh n'ghftephai n'gha ahornah ah'mglw'nafh!
  
  Mar 22, 2019
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