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I actually have a thing for apple juice, and one particular brand also. It'd be a bit of a bland episode though, "apple juice is destroying your life!!!" doesn't really sound very dramatic

Raising Cane's box combo or a whataburger honey BBQ chicken strip sandwich. They're yummy! But the whataburger meal takes up over half my daily calorie intake.

That's even better tho, you'd be one of these monstrously obese people, they'd have to tear down the ceiling to crane you out, while you aggressively kept insisting there is no problem with anything (while the wife cries)

Instant noodles.

Human flesh. Imagine the views.

Not sure if you could obsessively eat human flesh on a daily basis though, the focus would definitely shift to *another* kind of serious problem, besides the dietary

I like the instant noodles idea - it lends itself well to the obsessive, especially if you were to emotionally reassert how much you *absolutely love* instant noodles

Mashed Potatoes (you can put in some vegetables in Mashed potatoes so it wouldn't be completely unhealthy, just mostly unhealthy).

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