Beards!

Why do you guys make up things, wear stuff etc, just because the girls might like it? I don't give a shit if someone likes something I wear or not, I am the one who has to like it.
 
Surf Solar said:
Why do you guys make up things, wear stuff etc, just because the girls might like it? I don't give a shit if someone likes something I wear or not, I am the one who has to like it.
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Well, that makes you a fag, according to DB. :(

Everything you do is for women. If it's not for women, you're gay. School yard logic, but this is the Internet! ;)
 
Yeah, starting to ask myself if this forum has an ignore function, would be my first candidate there. :P

Na, but seriously. It's silly. Either you do something for your own, wear something because you like it, or you just screw yourself. If one likes a beard, then one should wear one. I've seen enough girls for a lifetime who prefer beards over clean shaven faces. Also, if for some strange reason "the women" suddenly start to totally dig skirts and pink shoes on men, would you start to call everyone a fag who doesnt like that and still runs around in jeans?
 
I had a pretty good lecturer for my design history class in uni. He told me it would take less than a decade before make-up for men would be marketed to Western audience.

Sort of makes sense - most of those companies are owned by men anyway, and selling to only half of the population will sooner or later be seen as loss of potential profit. It will start slow (as it has) - 'after shave moisturisers' where a douchy fagboi without a single hair on his body finishes shaving with the newest Gillette Mach Whatever, looks in the mirror and a sexy woman sneaks up to give him a hug. They laugh. He is NOT A FAG! THE WOMAN LOVES IT! Buy it or YOU are the fag, for women will abhor your hairy filthy cavemanliness!

It all starts slow... Who knows, maybe our kids will be all wearing make-up, looking at us as the primitive hairy cavemen without a pinch of style. I can only be thankful that these days a man can still have a beard and look 'rough' without his peers judging him - oh wait! * looks at DB, welsh... *
 
Note as discussed above. Beards covered with seminal fluids tend to get spikey and hard, and thus more abrasive.

Dammitboy- because you are not often right. When you are, however, its worth pointing out.

Skull- Dude, if you are straight, its all about sex. It is the biological prerogative.
 
welsh said:
Dude, if you are straight, its all about sex. It is the biological prerogative.
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The grass is green, the sky is blue, there is good and evil...

You are making it too easy for yourself. There is more stuff going on then just "it's either this or that".
 
Übertreiben wir es ein wenig, Crni?? :P
This is not the Order. Atleast, yeah you can pin me down right here - I didn't get the joke.
 
Where are the beard photos? Less talk more beard...

joaquin-crazy-beard.jpeg
 
Surf Solar said:
Why do you guys make up things, wear stuff etc, just because the girls might like it? I don't give a shit if someone likes something I wear or not, I am the one who has to like it.
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if you like wimmins, whether you know it or not - everything you do, everything you say, everything you think, everything you buy, is about the poonanny.

That's why sex sells in advertising.
 
No, that's because sex is the most deep-rooted, basic instinct common to all (or most) people. Hence it is an easy link to the advertiser's audience. It captures everyone's attention, because it's common to us all and nature directs us towards it.

I don't even know if I should bother arguing with welsh's stupid logic though: "Dude, if you are straight, its all about sex. It is the biological prerogative."

It's like saying it's all about food - we all eat! It's the biological perogative! EVERYTHING YOU DO is to get them sweet sweet calories. If you think otherwise, you must be anorexic. :roll:

Seriously though - of course our sexual instinct is strong, it's always there, and it comes to the surface when we're in contact with the opposite sex (and I guess gay people feel the same/similar instinct, only with the same sex?). No one's denying the fact that a lot of the unconscious stuff we do is to 'impress' women and better our chances at procreation, nature's most basic direction...

But to say that absolutely inexcusably everything we do is purely about sex (unless we're gay of course! what?) is a pretty false statement. It might be applicable to animals, and to most people in certain moments, but not all people all the time. It's very Freudian and false.
 
.Pixote. said:
Where are the beard photos? Less talk more beard...
*Joaquin Phoenix's taliban beard*
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I had a beard like that for a while, just about everyone I knew thought I looked cool in it. Except my grandmother.
It was a bit of a hassle to maintain, and I had to shave it off when a drunk friend wanted to pretend to light it on fire. Intoxication plus lighters equals sad faced Mettle...

I'm trying to grow a longer beard from the chin now, about 3 inches long by now.
 
SkuLL said:
But to say that absolutely inexcusably everything we do is purely about sex (unless we're gay of course! what?) is a pretty false statement. It might be applicable to animals, and to most people in certain moments, but not all people all the time. It's very Freudian and false.
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Problem with this is that people actualy talk about a field that is yet not understood. There are many theories and a lot of research yet almost nothing is known about it.

There is no clear knowledge about what actually is the real reason behind heterosexual or homosexual preferences or why some are fine with both genders.
 
SkuLL said:
It's like saying it's all about food - we all eat! It's the biological perogative! EVERYTHING YOU DO is to get them sweet sweet calories. If you think otherwise, you must be anorexic. :roll:
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I eat food so I have energy for sex.
 
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