Beards!

drunken derp

 

Does twinkiegorilla know you've posted his picture?

 

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facial hair is just plain stupid

women don't like facial hair on men

it makes you look horrible, especially when you young tards try to grow one and can't

studies also show that in corporate settings, beards hold you back and down, they are considered 'rebellious' and a sign that a person is not a team player

you'll do better to stay clean shaven

Me:

WHO GIVES A SHIT what some high maintenace cunts believe and what your asshole boss believes..if you let them tell you you cant grow a beard then youve lost the good fight my friend..they are running your lives and youre fucked anyway so might aswell write with a marker fucked on your clean shaved chin

 

For years I would jokingly claim to be planning to grow a mustache, because people would protest so wildly.

Finally I did it, and amazingly, people stopped complaining, some even complimented me on it. I'm baffled.
I find it hideous

My beautiful face:


Evil Banana: Women _claim_ not to like facial hair, but in reality plenty of bearded guys get laid the same. A beard or a mustache may not be the best first impression in the world, but sometimes it only entices them to find out who you are "behind" it

 

thats why i said "high mantenance cunts" plus nice photoshop warp lol

 

What do you mean?
That's how I look

*Laugh*
*Applause*

Thank you, thank you!

 

Beards are awesome. I have a beard.

 

Im trying to grow one but it's not working out.

 

Some slovakian brothers, enjoying the IIHF world championship. With beards.

 

Those two could have easily been extras in a Conan movie.

It's not the beard in this next image that disturbs me!!!

 

For the past year or so i've kept just a shortish goatee. Now letting it grow longer and grow in around my mouth then braiding the goatee and dyeing it green and purple. The mowey is normaly one colour or another. So might as well match up

 

did he work his nipples out? :I

 

Is this thread about chin whiskers or sham-marrying a woman to conceal your homosexuality?

 

No problems mate, have you started practising saying, "would you like fries with that" yet?

Keep fighting the good fight bro...

 

I find it funny how DammitBoy state that girls pref men without beards.. But girls also seems to pref "girly" guys



Yeah... A beard would be less gay than this!
And no i don't have a beard myself since i shave as often as i can be arsed.

 

It's simply a statistical fact, you could look it up. Plenty of studies and polls out there that support my statement.

Whether you can be 'arsed' or not...

 

is that the reason why you posted a picture of your self in the Order with a beard?

 

I was just playin' around with it for about a week. Besides I needed something to slow all the ladies down that are constantly macking on me.

It's tough work being this pretty.

 

I've had a beard for years and years - a small soul patch for a really long while, and a chin beard just recently that I keep cut pretty short. I think my face looks weird without any hair on it and since I have a fairly small chin, having a beard helps round my face out more.

If people perceive me as rebellious for it - well, I already have my hair well past my shoulders, so I doubt the beard really matters. If someone is going to negatively judge me because of such pointlessly superficial qualities, then that's too bad for them - if I have to "tolerate" someone's gender/race/hairstyle/body odor/accet, but they can't tolerate my facial hair, then they can piss off.

As for women... meh, my girlfriend prefers me without a beard, but it doesn't seem to be much of an issue.

a) You assume that having facial hair will be the key deciding factor between working a minimum wage part time job and becoming a successful... whatever you apparently claim to be.

b) Financial success is not an absolute and not necessarily linked to happiness. I'll take my minimum wage job that I'm happy with over a job that pays well but leaves me stressed out all the time and with no opportunity to live my own life.

c) You do realize that you can make good money outside of working an office job, right?