Bethesda's Lore Recons

Yeah, someone on the writting team seems to have missed the memo on Robots in Fallout not having AI unless they were interfaces for giant ZAX computers or connected to the massive network of a technological genius. Seriously, the Nurse Nanny in Diam City's schoolhouse is actually IN LOVE with the teacher and they can even marry..... remember when Fallout New Vegas mocked the idea of wanting to fuck a robot?

Yeah, someone on the writting team seems to have missed the memo on Robots in Fallout not having AI unless they were interfaces for giant ZAX computers or connected to the massive network of a technological genius. Seriously, the Nurse Nanny in Diam City's schoolhouse is actually IN LOVE with the teacher and they can even marry..... remember when Fallout New Vegas mocked the idea of wanting to fuck a robot?

Yeah, someone on the writting team seems to have missed the memo on Robots in Fallout not having AI unless they were interfaces for giant ZAX computers or connected to the massive network of a technological genius. Seriously, the Nurse Nanny in Diam City's schoolhouse is actually IN LOVE with the teacher and they can even marry..... remember when Fallout New Vegas mocked the idea of wanting to fuck a robot?

AI seems to be everywhere, and it reminds me of Mass Effect to be honest.

The Geth?

Kind of. But also that weird sex bot...

Oh EDI? Yeah I see your point.

Exactly.
 
EDI, takes over the infiltration bot with huge knockers and apparently a working vagina because she wanted Joker to bone her as soon as she got a completely robotic body, which implies that that robot body also had "I am so horny" subroutines or something....
 
EDI, takes over the infiltration bot with huge knockers and apparently a working vagina because she wanted Joker to bone her as soon as she got a completely robotic body, which implies that that robot body also had "I am so horny" subroutines or something....

...

That's just fucking creepy.
 
EDI, takes over the infiltration bot with huge knockers and apparently a working vagina because she wanted Joker to bone her as soon as she got a completely robotic body, which implies that that robot body also had "I am so horny" subroutines or something....

Well it sure wasn't hormones, or was it? :P
 
EDI, takes over the infiltration bot with huge knockers and apparently a working vagina because she wanted Joker to bone her as soon as she got a completely robotic body, which implies that that robot body also had "I am so horny" subroutines or something....

Well it sure wasn't hormones, or was it? :P

Whoever made her is damn horny...
Hope you didn't mind me fixing that for you.

I see what you did there!
 
It is creepy, really creepy. Altho I am kind of surpised they relegated the robotic vagina usage as exclusive to a secondary character and didn't make it a Shepard romance option.
 
EDI, takes over the infiltration bot with huge knockers and apparently a working vagina because she wanted Joker to bone her as soon as she got a completely robotic body, which implies that that robot body also had "I am so horny" subroutines or something....

Well it sure wasn't hormones, or was it? :P

Whoever made her is damn horny...
Hope you didn't mind me fixing that for you.

I see what you did there!

I'm sorry I just had to do that.
 
It is creepy, really creepy. Altho I am kind of surpised they relegated the robotic vagina usage as exclusive to a secondary character and didn't make it a Shepard romance option.

Yeah, they pussied out with Curie.
So why did Curie need a Synth-body to get all those feelings and emotions?
(Cue Someguy37 with some obscure or cut piece of information that vaguely alludes to Miss Edna being an experimental Ms. Nanny)
 
It is creepy, really creepy. Altho I am kind of surpised they relegated the robotic vagina usage as exclusive to a secondary character and didn't make it a Shepard romance option.

Yeah, they pussied out with Curie.
So why did Curie need a Synth-body to get all those feelings and emotions?
(Cue Someguy37 with some obscure or cut piece of information that vaguely alludes to Miss Edna being an experimental Ms. Nanny)

Or some weak explanation that fails to explain the problem.
 
It is creepy, really creepy. Altho I am kind of surpised they relegated the robotic vagina usage as exclusive to a secondary character and didn't make it a Shepard romance option.

Yeah, they pussied out with Curie.
So why did Curie need a Synth-body to get all those feelings and emotions?
(Cue Someguy37 with some obscure or cut piece of information that vaguely alludes to Miss Edna being an experimental Ms. Nanny)
Probably wanted to experiment with intercourse with Mr/Mrs. 111 after getting a synth body. Curious Curry for ya.
 
It is creepy, really creepy. Altho I am kind of surpised they relegated the robotic vagina usage as exclusive to a secondary character and didn't make it a Shepard romance option.

Yeah, they pussied out with Curie.
So why did Curie need a Synth-body to get all those feelings and emotions?
(Cue Someguy37 with some obscure or cut piece of information that vaguely alludes to Miss Edna being an experimental Ms. Nanny)
Probably wanted to experiment with intercourse with Mr/Mrs. 111 after getting a synth body. Curious Curry for ya.


To see if Robot Sex could work.
 
It is creepy, really creepy. Altho I am kind of surpised they relegated the robotic vagina usage as exclusive to a secondary character and didn't make it a Shepard romance option.

Yeah, they pussied out with Curie.
So why did Curie need a Synth-body to get all those feelings and emotions?
(Cue Someguy37 with some obscure or cut piece of information that vaguely alludes to Miss Edna being an experimental Ms. Nanny)
Probably wanted to experiment with intercourse with Mr/Mrs. 111 after getting a synth body. Curious Curry for ya.


To see if Robot Sex could work.
Must of really had a thing for the sole survivor...
 
It is creepy, really creepy. Altho I am kind of surpised they relegated the robotic vagina usage as exclusive to a secondary character and didn't make it a Shepard romance option.

Yeah, they pussied out with Curie.
So why did Curie need a Synth-body to get all those feelings and emotions?
(Cue Someguy37 with some obscure or cut piece of information that vaguely alludes to Miss Edna being an experimental Ms. Nanny)
Probably wanted to experiment with intercourse with Mr/Mrs. 111 after getting a synth body. Curious Curry for ya.


To see if Robot Sex could work.
Must of really had a thing for the sole survivor...

How does she choose who to fuck or not? How did they hardwire her preferences?
 
It is creepy, really creepy. Altho I am kind of surpised they relegated the robotic vagina usage as exclusive to a secondary character and didn't make it a Shepard romance option.

Yeah, they pussied out with Curie.
So why did Curie need a Synth-body to get all those feelings and emotions?
(Cue Someguy37 with some obscure or cut piece of information that vaguely alludes to Miss Edna being an experimental Ms. Nanny)
Probably wanted to experiment with intercourse with Mr/Mrs. 111 after getting a synth body. Curious Curry for ya.


To see if Robot Sex could work.
Must of really had a thing for the sole survivor...

How does she choose who to fuck or not? How did they hardwire her preferences?

Dunno but I assume she was likely turned on by the sole survivor since she was first in that Mr/Ms Handy body. Couldn't really tell you, it could've been because you're the Chosen One "Meant to destroy the darkness and bring back light to the world!".
 
It is creepy, really creepy. Altho I am kind of surpised they relegated the robotic vagina usage as exclusive to a secondary character and didn't make it a Shepard romance option.

Yeah, they pussied out with Curie.
So why did Curie need a Synth-body to get all those feelings and emotions?
(Cue Someguy37 with some obscure or cut piece of information that vaguely alludes to Miss Edna being an experimental Ms. Nanny)
Probably wanted to experiment with intercourse with Mr/Mrs. 111 after getting a synth body. Curious Curry for ya.


To see if Robot Sex could work.
Must of really had a thing for the sole survivor...

How does she choose who to fuck or not? How did they hardwire her preferences?

Dunno but I assume she was likely turned on by the sole survivor since she was first in that Mr/Ms Handy body. Couldn't really tell you, it could've been because you're the Chosen One "Meant to destroy the darkness and bring back light to the world!".

Ooh... sounds saucy.
 
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