Emil Pagliarulo Appreciation Thread

[DirtyOldShoe]

Thank you Emil Pagliarulo for appealing to the COD and Minecraft audience instead of the Fallout audience.

 

[Dr Fallout]

Thank you Emil Pagliarulo for appealing to the COD and Minecraft audience who make up the majority of the Fallout audience now.

Fixed.

 

[Izak]

Thank You Emil for making sure I don't get invested in any characters from the Elder Scrolls or Fallout franchises, after all I don't want to be sad when they die do I? Thanks for looking out for my emotions!

 

[Ragemage]

Thank You Emil for making sure I don't get invested in any characters from the Elder Scrolls or Fallout franchises, after all I don't want to be sad when they die do I? Thanks for looking out for my emotions!

I was actually fairly upset when

Spoiler

all the DB got axed in Skyrim, especially when I saw Astrid cooked like a roasted goose.

But I feel like I can be forgiven for that considering I was 14 at the time and it was my first time playing a Bethesda game or really an "RPG" in general. Funny how much I've changed in 6 years.

 

[Walpknut]

"You can role play the whole game as sarcastic now!"

 

[MercenarySnake]

I also have to thank him for showing me the reasons I'll never buy another Elder Scrolls or Fallout game made from Bethesda ever again.

 

[Dr Fallout]

I love you Emil for being the worst writer out there!

 

[peadar87]

It's takes up three gallons of blood to buy Fallout 4. If you die, that's a side effect.

Nope, it's a feature.

 

[Dr Fallout]

Nope, it's a feature.

Woops! I'm no Pete Hines!

 

[DirtyOldShoe]

Thank you Emil for thinking out-side-the-box for marketing. I did not realize what your game design would do from a subliminal level. Every time I have a bowel movement, it is a free advertisement to future Bethesda titles that you are leading or writing for. You have saved me from having to watch for trailers or upcoming leaks because I am reminded every day of your work, until I flush it.

 

[Dr Fallout]

Thanks for making my toilet paper. Now I just use your scripts.

 

[Brahmin Noodles]

Thank you Emil, for jacking off for 6 years and then scribbling together a plot a week before release. You're a true inspiration for procrastinators everywhere.

 

[Vergil]

Thank you Emil for making your villains 1 dimensional characters so I don't have to waste my time listening to lots of dialog or think about their character motivations. Stuff like "hurr durr we're nazis", "hurr durr we're dragons" and "hurr durr we're nazi scientists" makes sure I never have to use my brain while playing these games.

 

[Radiosity]

Thank you, Emil, for giving me endless new material for scathing satire and parody.

 

[MercenarySnake]

Thank you, Emil, for giving me endless new material for scathing satire and parody.

No need to, that shit parodies itself.

 

[Ediros]

Thank you Emil for killing all the good brain cells with your story held together by a duct tape.

It is thanks to you that I will give Shitout 4 all the negative reviews it deserves.

 

[Millim]

Thank you Emil for giving me a blacklist of future games to avoid. I now know anything to your name has the Todd seal of approval.

 

[FlashBash64]

Thank you Emil for making all the endings the same so it's easier to push out the inevitable Broken Steel DLC.

 

[Spooky]

Now I can fuck Beatrix no matter my character.

This is a bad thing?

 

[Big No]

Thank you Emil for making Ghouls invincible. Now I can fuck Beatrix no matter my character.

Isn't Beatrix a New Vegas character though?