Fallout Haiku
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Oh Snap!
First time out of the vault
Rushing for armor
No time for you cannibals
Just ten more hexes
Next: Negotiations
No time for you cannibals
Just ten more hexes
Next: Negotiations
Moving Target
Mildly Dipped
Forget about guns
When in negotiations
Talking always wins.
Next: The New Reno casinos (yep, I went there!)
When in negotiations
Talking always wins.
Next: The New Reno casinos (yep, I went there!)
Where's this goddamn Lloyd?
I'm gonna try this basement...
Here you are, faggot!
Next : Carlson's assassination.
Damn, I'm so hungry,
I could even eat that shit.
Hey! found a big claw!
Next : Lenny's father burried in a grave of The Golgotha.
Khh, kh kh khh
I am your father
Not Star Wars. Golgotha.
The first line was supposed to be choking on earth, but that's also the sound of Vader breathing. If you didn't get it for the first time, well, that's the way the poetry is more than meets the eye.
(This is not part of the poem - reply to Pipboy's post below).
OK, next one, say... Lynette throwing you out of Vault City for any reason she can think of.
I am your father
Not Star Wars. Golgotha.
The first line was supposed to be choking on earth, but that's also the sound of Vader breathing. If you didn't get it for the first time, well, that's the way the poetry is more than meets the eye.
(This is not part of the poem - reply to Pipboy's post below).OK, next one, say... Lynette throwing you out of Vault City for any reason she can think of.
That's not a haiku...
Lynette is a bitch
I did what she asked me to,
Citizenship gone.
Fred from the Den.
Lynette is a bitch
I did what she asked me to,
Citizenship gone.
Fred from the Den.
Moving Target
Mildly Dipped
Becky wants her cash
Where is this jackass named Fred?
Oh, he's just outside.
Next: Wannimangos
And NOT Master and Morpheus, because SOMEone forgot how this is set up. *Sigh*.
Where is this jackass named Fred?
Oh, he's just outside.
Next: Wannimangos
And NOT Master and Morpheus, because SOMEone forgot how this is set up. *Sigh*.
Damned Want-a-mongols
-mingles? Wan... Winnebagos?
Aliens, dammit.
Next: finding the sex doll on Marcus' bookshelf in Broken Hills.
-mingles? Wan... Winnebagos?
Aliens, dammit.
Next: finding the sex doll on Marcus' bookshelf in Broken Hills.
^ I'm not trying to be a jerk, but just 'cause it's been so long since the opening posts in the thread, I think it bears restating that the format of a haiku is always thus:
Five syllables first
Seven in the second line
And finish with five
That's always the general format. 5-7-5. Just a friendly reminder, sorry. Carry on.
Five syllables first
Seven in the second line
And finish with five
That's always the general format. 5-7-5. Just a friendly reminder, sorry. Carry on.
Thank you. I didn't know that, sorry. So that's what Pipboy meant when he said "that's not a haiku". I just thought they're something like, well, short poems, three-line ones, but otherwise free in form. Stupid me. "Aliens, dammit" isn't a 5-syllable line, but still my fault is greater than thy!
A-li-ens Dam-mit
Still, no worries. Now you know. Let's keep it going!
Still, no worries. Now you know. Let's keep it going!
You spell it like "a-li-ens"? Hm. Maybe. To me that's basically two syllables, but who cares anyway! This was a pretty funny one.
Yeah, let's rock it: a corrected version for the rubber doll:
Rubber doll you say
But where can I find it, ghoul?
The SHERIFF has it?!
Like I said, the next one would be about Marcus in the Cat's Paw.
Yeah, let's rock it: a corrected version for the rubber doll:
Rubber doll you say
But where can I find it, ghoul?
The SHERIFF has it?!
Like I said, the next one would be about Marcus in the Cat's Paw.
Once I was immersed,
The fountain dried up... oh Gosh!
Wait... there's some juice left!
Next : Let's kill the Slags!