Fallout Haiku

[Sebastian of the Wastes]

Tandi wants my vault dweller
Flex my big adventurer
She points and laughs




Next: Can't get out of your power armor

 

[GeneTheMean]

Heavy and greasy,
the helmet is fucking stuck,
back to mad max look.

Next: Your last words to Keeng RA'At before you put a bullet to its ugly, fucking head.

 

[Sebastian of the Wastes]

Hey, I think it talks!
Sulik, look! A talking rat!
Say "bye" you fuck ....... BLAM!



Next: If you had a cap for every time your companions shot you with burst fire ....

 

[cody92]

if i had a cap
bust a cap up ians ass
i wou-ld be rich

next: Dumbest thing vic ever did

 

[McRae]

next: Dumbest thing vic ever did

Vic is this dumbest thing=>

"A pain in the ass
This is what you've been to me...
Always had no guts"


next : a crashed UFO during a special encounter.

 

[TheLostOne]

Where did this come from?
Through the fourth wall it invades.
Load my jackhammer.

Next up: Phoenix Implants

 

[Jack The Knife]

Caps and looks to spare
Looks that kill swapped to die hard
Fuck-ugly bad ass


Next: Boneyard deathclaw mother

 

[RPGenius]

Boneyard Deathclaw Mother

One scary ass mother
But the scariest thing is...
Her eggs are talking.

Next upariah Dog.

 

[Deleted member 53669]

Pariah dogs are cute

Until they bite your nutsack

Face fuck them with spear






Next: Summoned cow of the bridge keeper after you attack him.

 

[Gurkbert]

If you piss the guy
guarding the bridge in purple
his uttered minion appears

I dunno how to count syllables in english ^^
is it

his-ut-ter-ed-mi-ni-on-ap-pears

or

his-uttered-mi-ni-on ap-pears ?

Next: Sulik+ Burstmode

 

[Pirengle]

I dunno how to count syllables in english ^^
is it

his-ut-ter-ed-mi-ni-on-ap-pears

or

his-ut-tered-mi-ni-on ap-pears ?

His-ut-ttered-min-ion a-ppears. It's hard to scan words where it's acceptable to drop a few syllables when you speak them. The line only scans to seven syllables if you say

his-uh-terd-min-yon-uh-peers

Now to my senryu.

Tribal man Sulik
knows perfectly well the range
on his SMG

Next up: So what's happening at Bethesda lately?

 

[Daimyo]

Still stroking the bloom
eyes squinting
while counting the money



Next: A perfect summer day somewhat ruined by nuclear attack

 

[Pirengle]

The alarms went off
and those in Bakersfield
thought it was a drill.

Next: John Sullivan, and you get a cookie if you can remember who he was.

 

[RPGenius]

"Magic fairy mounds!"
Now that one's out of the way:
Teach me boxing, champ.

Next up: Frank Horrigan& the 6th toe.

EDIT: Peringle still has yet to give me my cookie. I demand it on my doorstep by wednesday, orI shall have to take legal action for fraud. Clearly.

 

[McRae]

A very kind doc,
Took that damn shit off my foot...
Frank's afternoon snack.

Next up : Lou has a crush on your character.

 

[P-never]

Fallout 3, oh boy!
Fans of obsolete versions,
Posting and crying

 

[RPGenius]

Ban this fucking troll
There's more to come I guess
Still, can he be gone?

Back to the actual haiku topic:

Sure, we can do it.
On one simple condition
You Wear bag on head.

Next topic: Getting Dogmeat through the Militay Base alive.

 

[McRae]

It's green or damn red.
My canidae friend hates them.
My whole makes black dust.

Next up : Tandi prefers... women.

 

[Fenwick]

Katja is really hot
Tandi seems to think the same
Lesbians are cool

Next up: Dogmeat is all alone

 

[Snackpack]

Dogmeat has a sad
I wear my mad max leathers
lets go eat gizmo

and another one on The Masticator:

I lean in to punch
The douchebag bites my ear off
Ouch! My charisma!

and a random one on haikus written in english:

Tatsuya told me
Haikus can not be english,
fucking gaijin dicks!

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