Fallout Haiku

Something's so wrong here
This cannot be the Brotherhood
They act like boneheads

Since we are on the subject of Fallout 3


Next: The uber haxz3rs Fatman
 
i kil u wit dead
i kil u wit my phatman
bloom bloom bloom! xplod!

Next: "I love Fallout 3, it's the best game ever!" (you guess)
 
Praise the 3'd, Praise Praise!
Fallout 3 is risen dude!
Best Oblivion....

(try to remember morrowind when you read this)
Next: the broken hills mine.
 
Smells bad... of ants full
Broken Hills' little ore mine...

Oh! And the pilot!


(a little different than the rest)
Next: B.O.M.B. (you should die if you don't know what it is, and die again if you can't know)
 
What the fuck is BOMB?
I don't know, and shall die twice.
I'm sure it's stupid.

Next: A fleeting, erotic memory of Harolds.
 
Put away your gun!
It is motherfucker! What the fuck!
God dammit Marcus!

Next up! IAN! No SMG. That would just make it too easy.
 
Following up Ah-Teen:

This unarmed guy, Ian
was of no profit for Todd.
Thus, died by the sword.

Next: Chess with a rad-scorpion. (Merry Christmas, by the way, and a Happy Ney Year!)
 
Chess-mate, clicked the rad...
But i was back in a snap
With the Flying liver attack!

Next: Gauss rifle to the eyes.
 
The mortal vessel
of flesh and stupidity;
New Reno-Sally.

Next up: The story about your favourite dialogue option.
 
My male fantasy
Now a money making game
Maybe I'll get chicks

(Blatantly stolen from Full Throttle)
 
Nimrod said:
My male fantasy
Now a money making game
Maybe I'll get chicks

(Blatantly stolen from Full Throttle)
Click to expand...
vroom go go go now
i stole this really badly
from full throttle rew

next: write about swiss cheese...
 
cody92 said:
next: write about swiss cheese...
Click to expand...

Once upon a time
there was a girl with nice feet.
They smelled like Swiss cheese.

:roll:

Next: Tandi thought you said you were such a big adventurer
 
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