Fallout Haiku

Red Ryder Rifle.
Shot the salesman's eye out.
Freaking hate that guy.

Next topic: Ian's accuracy.
 
Ian can't shoot shit.
The force field did not miss though.
I am glad he's dead.

Next: Selling Vic into slavery after having just rescued him.
 
Next : Selling Vic into slavery after having just rescued him
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"Thanks for the help, Boss.
If this blue jumpsuit fits me?
Maybe...mmmh...huh...haaaa!"

Next : Myron has been "introduced" to the organ extraction machine in the Sierra Army Depot.
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Yeah they do. So what?
That would be what slaves are for.
At least there are slaves.


Next: Nukalurks
 
From NUKES this shelter
gave refuge once, but now from
simple landmine...not.

next: Bob (Harold's growing-out-of-head tree)
 
The game's best weapon
Was a non-human weapon
I knew humans sucked.

Next: Wiping out the entire populace of Oasis....with a Ripper.
 
I dont know what Oasis
But know what inside its residents
Intensities on my ripper

Next: Guarding caravans
 
Guard for hire? I'm in.
Killing for fun? Sign me up
Looting is always fun

Nest Up: What Renesco thinks of the Chose One
 
"Primate, savage, beast":
with intelligence bellow
four, you'll prove his point.

next: Badger's girlfriend nanny job
 
Inside ships belly
Wanamingo puree lies,
punk girl pukes and cries.


Next: chickenhunting in Modoc
 
Imma hunt chicken
Comere moptherfucking dick
Holy fucking shit...

Next: Arm wrestling contest
 
Lost contest, I'm sore.
Me and my rubber doll need
puncture repair kit.

Next up: tarts comments on power armour in New Reno.
 
"To big" - you said,
to bad, indeed, so...
I just stepped on your head

Next: Stealing a bozar from the guard in NCR
 
I'll take one, two, three
but free, four, five, seven, eight
thousand loads...not free...

next: super mutants butt-scratching
 
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