Fallout Haiku

[TheRatKing]

Shit! Nice trophy Neal
Oh, it is filled with ashes
I steal anyway.

next: The Brotherhood of Steel

 

[TheRatKing]

This has been a while, so I'll just post another...

The Brotherhood of Steel:

Technological...
Guardians of the waste?
No, just big assholes.

Next: The smart rad-scorpion in Broken Hills.

 

[TorontoReign]

Beat me at everything.
Stupid fucking scorpion.
Hate my character.

Next: The alien saucer

 

[Daimyo]

Beat me at everything.
Stupid fucking scorpion.
Hate my character.

Next: The alien saucer

Totally unknown to me this.
People say it is all the rage.
Perhaps it does not exist?

Next: Three Dog

 

[TheRatKing]

Three Dog the DJ
The Good Fight can suck my balls
not invincible!

Edit:
Next: Fatman

 

[TorontoReign]

Lets throw cool things in!
They don't have to make sense anyway.
12 year olds like that.

Next: Prostitutes in the Wasteland

 

[TheRatKing]

STI ridden
Dirty jet addicted sluts
I'd still hit that tho'

Next: Killing T-Ray by having too much sex with him.

 

[alec]

T-Ray, getting laid:
No much use for Jet right now
Cum beyond the grave

Next: Tandi

 

[valcik]

* Tandi * (Tandi from Fallout 1, for Fallout 2 this isn't correct. :- )

innocent, bored.
with old father behind ass.
raiders will change this.

next: Chrysalis Motors Highwayman (i mean car from Fallout 2)

 

[SniperPotato]

Smiley gives the key
Fight three levels of small rats
Stupid broken car

next: squatters

 

[Keegah]

Many homeless men...
House is burning to the ground...
Hey, dinner's up guys.

Next topic: Water thieves.

 

[TorontoReign]

Water is good stuff.
You need it to live and shit.
Nuka cola is better.

Next: The Enclave have been played out.......

 

[Relentless666]

Clean men in old rust,
Wasteland taken by steel hands,
Once more their Eden falls.

Next: The Sword-weilding invisble man.

 

[TorontoReign]

Stupid ninja armor.
Does not go with the setting.
Bethesda fails again.

Next: What Van Buren might have been......

 

[Romulus]

No rape? It's not Fallout!
Oh yes there is, you paid for it.
The rape IS Fallout 3.

Next: Slavers

 

[TorontoReign]

Fallout 1 and 2.
Had slaves and slave demand.
Not true in part 3.

Next time: Farming in the wasteland.......

 

[TheRatKing]

Klamath...Shady Sands...
All had real agriculture
Failout has one farm.

Next: The mutant killing serum that doctor gives you in NCR

 

[alec]

Green syringe of death
Shoot it up a mutant's veins
Mutant goes pesssssssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllurp...

Next: Hakunin deathscene

 

[Romulus]

Muttering nonsense.
Die you skell, I want to watch.
Now I feel better.

Next: Nuka-Cola Quantum

 

[Keegah]

Bottle glows bright blue.
That one chick wants like fifty.
What a fucking bitch.

Next topic: Nuka-Cola addiction.