Fallout Haiku

next : The master asks the vault dweller to join the unity... in haiku
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So, what shall it be?
Do you join the unity
or do you die here?

next : The grunting brahmin you can find in the Stables, with a 50 Micro Fusion Cell up its ass.
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[The grunting brahmin you can find in the Stables, with a 50 Micro Fusion Cell up its ass]

Myron you sick perv
My ass is not your playground
Want to spew plasma

next: Xarn set free
 
The Overseer's ass?
Wouldn't know, I blew it off.
Blame the mini-nuke!

Crashing Operation: Anchorage, by trying to perform Cannibalism on one of the disappearing Chinese corpses, exposing a very big glitch.
 
Ooh human corpse
I'll just eat it, WTF?
Error occured, Fuck them commies!

The Chosen One with intelligence of 1, shooting spore plants with a rocket launcher.
 
Puokki said:
The Chosen One with intelligence of 1, shooting spore plants with a rocket launcher.
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Gotta push button
Then you try aim at bad plant
Greenish bite me hand.

While curing Cassidy you confused a stimpack with a jet phial... hehe
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cassidy is dead
he was not shot in the head
instead he turned red


next: You catch ian having sex with dogmeat.
 
oh darn i have died
no more water to drink here
i was also shot


next: You catch civ having sex with k-9
 
oh god what a scene
why can't you just get a room
I think I must puke


next: the reaction of a person, finding tons of bottle caps ........in F2
 
Ain't got another gun
gotta kill 'em all
nothing left to skin

Driving over a gang of mobsters with the Highwayman.
 
There's nothing behind me
Only hats. tommyguns and more hats...
I'm a man of highways.

Next: Chosen one meets Enclave patrol (women in PA) in Gecko, wins battle, disarming them and leaving in hands of sex-hungry ghouls...
 
Oh god granny sex
I don't wanna see
I'll close my eyes

Pwning a group of raiders with a plant spike.
 
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