Fallout Haiku

There is no "next" so: Guardian of forever

By the mother of brahmin
I destroyed the water chip...
That damn stone...1000 xp

Next: mutated toe.
 
Should i remove you?
what to do? at least mutate
me a matching set...

next: crashed whale encounter
 
sorry if i screwed it up

Oh crashed whale thing
How do I count the ways
That I explode you?

Next up: Nuka Cola (or was that already done?)
 
Nuka Cola has already been done who knows how many times, so:

Morgus how can you
know the crashed whale if you said
you haven't played F2??
:P

next: Big Jesus Mordino
 
Jesus! Big Jesus.
Fat sweating bastard fucked up -
He met Lil' Jesus.

Next: T-Ray fucked to death.
 
Where are you going?
Sit Down!, this cell has not yet
been fully recharged!!

next: Marcus's nasty acne
 
What the holy fuck, Marcus!
You sure are an ugly son o'bitch.
Get some Clearasil right now.

Next: Vault 13 Overseer's chair.
 
The damn thing is borked
Stuck against the damn ceiling
fucking shit dammit!

Next: make up some bullshit
 
Why am I glowing?
And why are my ears bleeding?
Oh, what the hell, what is that yellow thing?

Next: diging the ghoul grave in golghota.
 
A grave is talking!!
let me help you, poor guy...Hey!!
ungrateful bastard!!

next: fighting Broken Hills "rainbow" patrols...melee and alone...
 
Why am I doing this?
I should have bringed my gauss rifle.
I'm an real stupid fuck.

Next: Running over Lumpy in BH with the Highwayman.
 
Silly little bitch.
He just shouldn't have been there.
Well, I'm glad he was.

Killing Lucas Simms, then teasing his son by talking to him while wearing his father's clothes.
 
Killing Lucas Simms, then
teasing his son by talking to him
while wearing his father's clothes.

:rofl:

Next: killing the doctors experiment - scorpion, in Broken Hills.
 
Everybody's a fucking comedian these days.

Experiments die.
Scorpion or not, they die.
Broken Hills, it's grave.

Next: Buffout withdrawal.
 
I feel so manly
But what's this? It's wearing off
In middle of fight.

Next: Getting Bishop's daughter pregnant
 
Bishop gets to watch,
as his own mongrel seed dies,
replaced by much worse.

Next: Enslaving slavers.
 
Didn't realise
To put a good brain on it
Needed one myself

(next: killing Myron by extracting his brain in SAD.)
 
I hate Myron lots
Extracted his brain for cash
Don't need paid for that

[Next Subject: Vault 13 Overseer exiling you (sorry if that's already been done)]
 
He bade me go
Alright, I'll leave, but first
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

(next: The master asks the vault dweller to join the unity... in haiku)
 
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