Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. Sicblades

    Sicblades Antediluvian as Feck
    Orderite Board Cop oTO

    Aug 28, 2008
    Nuka-Cola stays
    In my system for five days
    Give me more today

    Next: Red Ryder BB Gun
     
  2. Keegah

    Keegah First time out of the vault

    34
    Dec 21, 2008
    Red Ryder Rifle.
    Shot the salesman's eye out.
    Freaking hate that guy.

    Next topic: Ian's accuracy.
     
  3. Romulus

    Romulus First time out of the vault

    47
    Jan 8, 2009
    Ian can't shoot shit.
    The force field did not miss though.
    I am glad he's dead.

    Next: Selling Vic into slavery after having just rescued him.
     
  4. McRae

    McRae For sale: clown shoes, never worn Orderite

    Dec 9, 2007
    "Thanks for the help, Boss.
    If this blue jumpsuit fits me?
    Maybe...mmmh...huh...haaaa!"

     
  5. Romulus

    Romulus First time out of the vault

    47
    Jan 8, 2009
    An adolescent.
    I want his brains, nothing more.
    Gray matter sorbet!

    Next: General Barnaky
     
  6. McRae

    McRae For sale: clown shoes, never worn Orderite

    Dec 9, 2007
    Caught in St Louis.
    The mutants wanted intels,
    The bots went at source.

     
  7. Romulus

    Romulus First time out of the vault

    47
    Jan 8, 2009
    Yeah they do. So what?
    That would be what slaves are for.
    At least there are slaves.


    Next: Nukalurks
     
  8. McRae

    McRae For sale: clown shoes, never worn Orderite

    Dec 9, 2007
    Fallout 3 is dead.
    Van Buren carried our hope.
    Bethesda stabbed us.

     
  9. x'il

    x'il Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    980
    Mar 3, 2009
    From NUKES this shelter
    gave refuge once, but now from
    simple landmine...not.

    next: Bob (Harold's growing-out-of-head tree)
     
  10. TheRatKing

    TheRatKing Vault Dweller

    702
    Oct 7, 2008
    Herbert the tree friend
    Growing out of Harold's head
    I kid, he is Bob!

    Edit:
    Next: The Alien Blaster
     
  11. Romulus

    Romulus First time out of the vault

    47
    Jan 8, 2009
    The game's best weapon
    Was a non-human weapon
    I knew humans sucked.

    Next: Wiping out the entire populace of Oasis....with a Ripper.
     
  12. Werwolf

    Werwolf First time out of the vault

    90
    Jun 23, 2007
    I dont know what Oasis
    But know what inside its residents
    Intensities on my ripper

    Next: Guarding caravans
     
  13. Sicblades

    Sicblades Antediluvian as Feck
    Orderite Board Cop oTO

    Aug 28, 2008
    Guard for hire? I'm in.
    Killing for fun? Sign me up
    Looting is always fun

    Nest Up: What Renesco thinks of the Chose One
     
  14. x'il

    x'il Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    980
    Mar 3, 2009
    "Primate, savage, beast":
    with intelligence bellow
    four, you'll prove his point.

    next: Badger's girlfriend nanny job
     
  15. Radwaster

    Radwaster It Wandered In From the Wastes

    153
    Apr 1, 2009
    Inside ships belly
    Wanamingo puree lies,
    punk girl pukes and cries.


    Next: chickenhunting in Modoc
     
  16. Ohaimerk

    Ohaimerk Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Orderite

    Mar 30, 2009
    Imma hunt chicken
    Comere moptherfucking dick
    Holy fucking shit...

    Next: Arm wrestling contest
     
  17. Radwaster

    Radwaster It Wandered In From the Wastes

    153
    Apr 1, 2009
    Lost contest, I'm sore.
    Me and my rubber doll need
    puncture repair kit.

    Next up: tarts comments on power armour in New Reno.
     
  18. MaToX

    MaToX It Wandered In From the Wastes

    144
    Apr 5, 2009
    "To big" - you said,
    to bad, indeed, so...
    I just stepped on your head

    Next: Stealing a bozar from the guard in NCR
     
  19. x'il

    x'il Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    980
    Mar 3, 2009
    I'll take one, two, three
    but free, four, five, seven, eight
    thousand loads...not free...

    next: super mutants butt-scratching
     
  20. cronicler

    cronicler Lurksalot

    495
    May 31, 2006
    They said it was gonna be good
    They said they were gonna make it right
    They lied