Fallout Haiku

Reg u lat ors die
I am not about to cry
Their prices were high

next - The special Bridge encounter -
 
Holy shit dear lord
Is that shiny suit for me?
There’s no hole to pee

Next - The chosen one steps in Gecko shit -
 
What's that smell?
Oh fuck no
my last boots shitted

A herd of brahmin slaughtering a group of raiders
 
Nice raid! - Moo, I say.
Mad brahmin!They're charging
Horn... in my guts.. help!


[explosive brahmin captured by a herder, only he doesn't know it's explosive]
 
Nice wild brahmas
taste very good
boom boom boom

Clearing all New Reno casinos from mobsters with a single rock used only for throwing.
 
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Osu!
Another one hits the dust.
Throwing is useless? :roll:

Meeting an Enclave patrol while trying to metagame-snatch APA with a lvl1 character in FO2.
 
Ausdoerrt said:
Meeting an Enclave patrol while trying to metagame-snatch APA with a lvl1 character in FO2.
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Head north from SanFran,
Save on every map square,
Enclave! - Time to load.

Next: What happened to Matt?
 
Weird guy gone
check the superPC
ooh violent fun

All the addicts in The Den attack you at the same time.
 
Puokki said:
All the addicts in The Den attack you at the same time.
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The sick minds want more,
Like crows they flock and pluck ;
Feet in toxic blood.

Next : digging some graves...
 
Deep I dig the Earth
Memories are lost to all
The bones keep silent

Next – The Highwayman gets a flat tire -
 
The Bat in my hand
Is a bump on your head fool
Avoid the blood pool

next – You stumble across a bunch of Hubologists playing Tragic the Gathering -
 
Santoka said:
From wiki if it helps you, or from masters if you really want to argue. :clap:
Sure I'm not in the OP's specifications but they are hardly true or relevant in any way, and I'm surely not the first one to break the "rule" on this very page, which should be "Use of three (or fewer) lines of 17 or fewer syllables with the use of a season word and of a cut". So just nag off, my Haiku was pretty good considering the setu p ! :P
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That I didn't know. My only haiku experiences is from this thread and my english professor at the university.
I recon it is a common misconception, then. Thanks for the heads up.
 
:rofl:
You wear metal well
Underneath the leather
No body can tell

Next - You find the GECK, only to realize you don’t have the key to open the case.
 
Having just lost:

Oh noes! quick! re-load!
no time! don't you go with him
don't do it!... no....

On the way there:

Mutie sexes look
alike, and 'Francis' could be
female, right?... oh noes!!

Afterwards:

Reload, it'll be like
it never ever happened!
but i'll know... i'll know... :(

Next: killing the Master with throwing knives.
 
Big bad fleshy blob
Naively tries to change world
Ha! Knife to the eye

Dogmeat killing more enemies than you.
 
Oh my jealousy!
When dogmeat fills his belly!
For why am I here?
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Hmm.. A haiku about not getting the water chip in time.
 
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