Fallout Haiku

I want those legs.
Fuck! I need to finish the game first!
All that to see her taking off her coat.



Fawkes yelling during battle.
 
"I can not believe
that this thread is still alive,"
Fawkes yelled as we fought.

Next: Cassidy's heart problems
 
Bumpity Bump Bump
My heart is a thump thump thump
Fuck, all thrills, no pills


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Next: You wake up to find yourself in the actual game.
 
The Sun burn on me,
water has taste like a shit!
Where is button "QUIT"?

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next:
Rescuing Smiley in the Toxic Caves.
 
Smiley is smiling
as I run my fist straight through
a Gecko's nutsack.

NEXT:
your chat with El Presidente in Fallout 2
 
You look quite ill sir
You should have eight of these sir
I dance merrily

Next: Dealing with the thieving children of The Den.
 
killing them is bad
but damn, they stole my items
build an orphanage ...



next : Davin and his beloved brahmin
 
Ah, let's do it again. Haven't posted here for quite a while.

Davin likes brahmin
He calls them his 'meat jerky'
No pun intended

Next? Well... how about: the Mordino boss getting owned with a bottle of Nuka-Cola.
 
Since the topic suggested above doesn't make much sense...

Bought Fallout 1 box
No inlays in jewel case
I am very pissed

(curiously 'case' and 'pissed' only have 1 syllable)


next: rats in Vault 13
 
It is horrible.
That he couldn't find vault 13,
for ca. 1000 caps.



man I suck...
Next: How to refuel the car?
 
dumb, silent engine
kingdom for a battery!
or solar panel

Next:
Modoc. Searching for a Cornelius's gold watch.
 
she on her fours hump
delightfully hard I get
me, layette, cyber

N: using a premade character
 
beans00 said:
next: k-9 takes a big shit in suliks mouth.

next: you wake up in the middle of the night and you see vic fucking sulik.

next: you walk in on the first citizen having sex doggy style with cyberdog.

next: you walk in to junktown and find killian darkwater having sex with gizmo
Click to expand...

Are you OK beans00...your themes seem to be heavily focused on fucking. :whatever:
 
beans00 said:
next:
you walk in to junktown and find killian darkwater having sex with gizmo
Click to expand...

Killian you bastard,
Fucking Gizmo like that, yuck.
Ian, please don't join them.

Next: Harry the mutant and Master's Leutenant are best friends for ever.
 
Lenny's arm fell off
Oh God, they are having sex
what is wrong with them?

Next - Getting kicked out of Vault City
 
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