Fallout Haiku

[DarthBartus]

Lynette you dumb bitch
Fuck your citizenship test
I'll find Vault myself

Next: Tandi secretly loves Ian

 

[antimike]

I'm sorry if someone created a haiku along these lines in the thread so far...


Oh, duck and cover
Remember when you see the
Flash, duck and cover


-Mike

 

[.Pixote.]

Breathing the air

Tears of fears for no one

Up ahead nothing

 

[WelcomeToNewReno]

Oh my fucking god,
Why are beans' posts so nasty?
He's making me sick.

Just a little haiku about beans00's "next up" posts.

 

[.Pixote.]

Just ignore any "nasty" reference and do your own Fallout thing.

Murakami, Kijo. (1865-1938).

First autumn morning:
the mirror I stare into
shows my father's face.

 

[WelcomeToNewReno]

A little haiku about Robodog.

Why even bother?
Everyone knows K9
Has way better stats.

 

[beans00]

holy shit fuck sakes
the guy above me is dumb
fuck what a retard



next: you see k-9 pissing in tycho's asshole

 

[valcik]

What are you doing?
Bad dog! Oh, wait. It's an oil.
Broken tube, buddy?


-> Sulik is talking with the Grampy Bone.

 

[.Pixote.]

Upon a naked branch
A raven came
Autumn dusk

 

[WelcomeToNewReno]

A little haiku for Cassidy, my favorite F2 companion.

My favorite guy.
Armed with a Gauss Rifle.
Heart is acting up.

Next: Miria

 

[alec]

Miria, my love,
stop caressing my fat cock,
you retarded slut.

Next: fire geckos

 

[Ohaimerk]

Post Nuke Insurance
The little guy really sucks
You're fire'd, gecko!

Next: Killian's lack of a wife

 

[memetics]

Lonely Killian,
stuck in Junktown, makes a wife:
Cat's Paw, junk, duct tape.

Next: anything based on a random encounter or easter egg

 

[Yamu]

Shot to the eyes- crit!
Not what the devs intended
Still got my robes, though

Next: on the subject of Set's singular manner of speech

 

[WelcomeToNewReno]

Dirt Nap! Dirt, dirt nap!
What are you, a pokemon?
Dirt! Dirtnap Dirtnap!

Next: The Pulse Rifle

 

[Ben]

Oh! My pulse Rifle
The brotherhood of steel
Is in for a shock

Next topic- President Eden

 

[Ohaimerk]

Don't want to spoiler
So I'll just say these two things:
Computer. Virus.



Next topic: Floronius, privileged soldier of the Legion. The women did not know of his presence. Six men came to know him, too few for such a stallion. Describe his fourth "conquest" in detail

 

[Prosatanos]

will disregard from above ,i hope to not be angry.

Chosen go,Travel
Town, Kill
Travel alone ,He bleed
Kill again,Travel
He back,Dead village
Chosen go,Platform blow



NEXT : BE AUTHOR

 

[Ohaimerk]

Prostateanus... urgh
That wasn't a haiku dude
Not cool dude. Not cool

Next topic: Floronius, privileged soldier of the Legion. The women did not know of his presence. Six men came to know him, too few for such a stallion. Describe his fourth "conquest" in detail

 

[Courier]

I'd describe his fourth
Conquest, but it's not of much
Interest, Farmerk

[spoiler:6123c88fa8]His fifth was better
He was with a pretty man
It was glorious[/spoiler:6123c88fa8]

Next: Reuniting with dogmeat in the Cafe of Broken Dreams.