Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. .Pixote.

    .Pixote. Antediluvian as Feck
    Modder

    Sep 14, 2009
    Reg u lat ors die
    I am not about to cry
    Their prices were high

    next - The special Bridge encounter -
     
  2. .Pixote.

    .Pixote. Antediluvian as Feck
    Modder

    Sep 14, 2009
    Holy shit dear lord
    Is that shiny suit for me?
    There’s no hole to pee

    Next - The chosen one steps in Gecko shit -
     
  3. Puokki

    Puokki Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    471
    Jun 4, 2008
    What's that smell?
    Oh fuck no
    my last boots shitted

    A herd of brahmin slaughtering a group of raiders
     
  4. Hausen

    Hausen Still Mildly Glowing

    231
    Dec 23, 2007
    Nice raid! - Moo, I say.
    Mad brahmin!They're charging
    Horn... in my guts.. help!


    [explosive brahmin captured by a herder, only he doesn't know it's explosive]
     
  5. Puokki

    Puokki Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    471
    Jun 4, 2008
    Nice wild brahmas
    taste very good
    boom boom boom

    Clearing all New Reno casinos from mobsters with a single rock used only for throwing.
     
  6. Ausdoerrt

    Ausdoerrt I should set a custom tit

    Oct 28, 2008
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Osu!
    Another one hits the dust.
    Throwing is useless? :roll:

    Meeting an Enclave patrol while trying to metagame-snatch APA with a lvl1 character in FO2.
     
  7. SharkClub

    SharkClub Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Dec 6, 2008
    Head north from SanFran,
    Save on every map square,
    Enclave! - Time to load.

    Next: What happened to Matt?
     
  8. Puokki

    Puokki Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    471
    Jun 4, 2008
    Weird guy gone
    check the superPC
    ooh violent fun

    All the addicts in The Den attack you at the same time.
     
  9. Santoka

    Santoka It Wandered In From the Wastes

    117
    Mar 8, 2010
    The sick minds want more,
    Like crows they flock and pluck ;
    Feet in toxic blood.

    Next : digging some graves...
     
  10. .Pixote.

    .Pixote. Antediluvian as Feck
    Modder

    Sep 14, 2009
    Deep I dig the Earth
    Memories are lost to all
    The bones keep silent

    Next – The Highwayman gets a flat tire -
     
  11. Puokki

    Puokki Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    471
    Jun 4, 2008
    What's that bang?
    OH FUCK NO
    no jack, no tire

    The Louisville Slugger
     
  12. .Pixote.

    .Pixote. Antediluvian as Feck
    Modder

    Sep 14, 2009
    The Bat in my hand
    Is a bump on your head fool
    Avoid the blood pool

    next – You stumble across a bunch of Hubologists playing Tragic the Gathering -
     
  13. Jack The Knife

    Jack The Knife It Wandered In From the Wastes

    180
    Dec 20, 2006

    That I didn't know. My only haiku experiences is from this thread and my english professor at the university.
    I recon it is a common misconception, then. Thanks for the heads up.
     
  14. .Pixote.

    .Pixote. Antediluvian as Feck
    Modder

    Sep 14, 2009
    :rofl:
    You wear metal well
    Underneath the leather
    No body can tell

    Next - You find the GECK, only to realize you don’t have the key to open the case.
     
  15. Random Turnip

    Random Turnip First time out of the vault

    66
    May 29, 2009
    Oh shit, i see rust
    Someone help, my leg is stuck
    And i need a piss


    Next - falling in love with a mutant
     
  16. McRae

    McRae For sale: clown shoes, never worn Orderite

    Dec 9, 2007

    Two days long they fought,
    Paladin versus mutie,
    Third day they were pals.


     
  17. .Pixote.

    .Pixote. Antediluvian as Feck
    Modder

    Sep 14, 2009
    Crack went the bones
    Slide went the victims
    Light and a delight

     
  18. x'il

    x'il Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    980
    Mar 3, 2009
    Having just lost:

    Oh noes! quick! re-load!
    no time! don't you go with him
    don't do it!... no....

    On the way there:

    Mutie sexes look
    alike, and 'Francis' could be
    female, right?... oh noes!!

    Afterwards:

    Reload, it'll be like
    it never ever happened!
    but i'll know... i'll know... :(

    Next: killing the Master with throwing knives.
     
  19. Morpoggel

    Morpoggel Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    809
    Feb 21, 2005
    Big bad fleshy blob
    Naively tries to change world
    Ha! Knife to the eye

    Dogmeat killing more enemies than you.
     
  20. Rawden

    Rawden First time out of the vault

    18
    Jun 19, 2010
    Oh my jealousy!
    When dogmeat fills his belly!
    For why am I here?
    ------------------------------

    Hmm.. A haiku about not getting the water chip in time.