Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. oxidize

    oxidize It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Apr 18, 2012
    What does this mean? Last verse?
     
  2. Byzantine

    Byzantine Sink me in the ocean.

    Sep 4, 2014
    Line 1. Sulik wears Grampy Bone through his nose.
    Line 2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
    Line 3. He gets high and thinks that Grampy Bone's talking to him.
     
  3. oxidize

    oxidize It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Apr 18, 2012
    Yeah, I got the first two lines...
    Anyway your poem is awesome, the best one I've heard on this thread.
     
  4. Byzantine

    Byzantine Sink me in the ocean.

    Sep 4, 2014
    You're very kind. Thank you.
     
  5. BigBoss

    BigBoss Your Local Scrub

    Dec 24, 2012
    You've been watching Dave Chapelle again haven't you?

    Yeah? Fine then.



    (just to make sure no one get's hurt, I feel I should point out that this is a joke)
     
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  6. Byzantine

    Byzantine Sink me in the ocean.

    Sep 4, 2014


    I think the novelty of this thread's worn off, unless someone else takes the reins again.
     
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  7. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    Hakunin:
    This shaman's a creep,
    He spies on my dreams.
    Offered his powder.

    NEXT:
    Pariah dog
     
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  8. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Nov 26, 2007
    The mutt bit my leg,
    He really wants to be pet.
    Sit ubu sit ~stay.

    Next up: Lenny
     
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  9. Byzantine

    Byzantine Sink me in the ocean.

    Sep 4, 2014
    I've got a silly one, if that's alright, @Gizmojunk. I'm a little stuffy at the moment, creativity wise.

    No, not The Simpsons!
    He's the ghoul from Fallout 2.
    The useless medic.

    @TheChosen1, doesn't Hakunin remind you of Herbert from Family Guy? Or is it just me?

    How about the Arroyo elder, next?
     
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  10. alec

    alec Stuck In The Middle With You Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Cataract eyeball
    stares into my soul. Look at
    her smoking that bong.

    NEXT: Goris taking off his robes

    (Also: a haiku is 5/7/5 syllables, some of you (previous page) aren't doing it right.)
     
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  11. Byzantine

    Byzantine Sink me in the ocean.

    Sep 4, 2014
    "Take them off slowly, Goris. Slower. Oh, yeah..."

    Beneath humble rags,
    His wisdom cannot hide what
    Savagery remains.

    Now, let's hear one about Golgotha!
     
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  12. Yamu

    Yamu Le Fromage Vieux oTO Moderator Orderite

    Jul 26, 2003
    Sown in salted earth
    Barren crop of sin and pain
    and, here and there, Floyd

    Next: The Broken Hills conspiracy
     
  13. valcik

    valcik So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Dec 20, 2008
    Treachery grows beneath
    Marcus shred a manly tear
    over rotten corpses

    next: Junktown!
     
  14. Byzantine

    Byzantine Sink me in the ocean.

    Sep 4, 2014
    This one is based on my first ever playthrough of Fallout, when I killed Gizmo without any evidence of his plans beforehand.

    Shot the fat one dead
    Got thrown out of town for it
    Damn ungrateful souls


    Now, let's hear one about the humble gecko!
     
  15. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    Brain in a maze
    Stealing my Cheezy Poofs
    How I hate cults

    NEXT:
    Sierra Army Depot

    (P.S. Isn't your avatar from that old NZ comic?)
     
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  16. Byzantine

    Byzantine Sink me in the ocean.

    Sep 4, 2014
    That's right. It's from Footrot Flats.
     
  17. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    I knew I recognized it from somewhere. That was a great comic.
     
  18. McRae

    McRae For sale: clown shoes, never worn Orderite

    Dec 9, 2007
    Howitzer loaded
    Blast door entrance blown to shit
    Weird... the lights are on!

    NEXT : You come back to Arroyo with the G.E.C.K. but everything's been destroyed.
     
  19. Byzantine

    Byzantine Sink me in the ocean.

    Sep 4, 2014
    I'll give it a try.

    The gods have humour
    I carry the gift of life
    for embers and bones

    Next: Waking Cloud hearing of her husband's death?
     
  20. McRae

    McRae For sale: clown shoes, never worn Orderite

    Dec 9, 2007
    Of the four, one died
    A White Leg's wrath got unleashed
    Waking Cloud's grieving

    NEXT : "No Gods, No Masters" - you made up your mind and decide to follow Yes Man.
     
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