Generic Birthday thread (they ALL go in here)

DirtyDreamDesigner said:
Well, it's now 30 minutes into my 23rd birthday...
Happy birthday, you old bugger.

In 20 minutes time.


Also, Luke, stop thinking about Bra sizes.
 
Well, I guess it had to happen sooner or later: good ol' wishy-washy alec turns 30 today. All in all, those 30 years have been 30 years of agony, depression, addiction, creativity, heartache, masturbation and so on and so forth, but hey: you won't hear good ol' wishy-washy alec complain. No sir. alec is pretty glad he is still alive. There are those who are less fortunate, I tell you. In fact, just the other day, I was speaking to this old friend from back in highschool and he <endless rant> ...

:roll:
 
alec said:
Well, I guess it had to happen sooner or later: good ol' wishy-washy alec turns 30 today. All in all, those 30 years have been 30 years of agony, depression, addiction, creativity, heartache, masturbation and so on and so forth, but hey: you won't hear good ol' wishy-washy alec complain. No sir. alec is pretty glad he is still alive. There are those who are less fortunate, I tell you. In fact, just the other day, I was speaking to this old friend from back in highschool and he <endless rant> ...

:roll:

Please continue... Your typing captivates me in a way of which... Oh, err... Happy birthday. :look:
 
Okay, let's see: I posted the news of my birthday at 9:10. It is now 15:31 and all I got were three lousy happy birthdays?
Arseholes! I'm turning 30 here, you know? 30! That's older than most of you will ever become, goddamnit!

:sad:

Ah well, I guess nobody but Sander, KQX and Forgotten kinda sorta like good ol' wishy-washy alec. I might just as well leave this godforsaken place and start posting over at footlovers.com, I'm sure those perverts will appreciate my witty remarks and humor a lot more than you people do...

:cry:

30, and nobody cares. Nobody loves alec. Oh damn, I feel so depressed right now...
 
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