Generic Birthday thread (they ALL go in here)

Happy fucking birthday, Stock!

May sharks bite your testicles when you least expect it!
 
Maybe thou should jack off more then. For it is common knowledge that it is not healthy to let old seed fester inside thy ballsack.
 
Hey Stock you're somewhat new around here, but I get the feeling you've been here a long time...I just know you'll stick around.

Happy Birthday!

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
The Vault Dweller said:
Hey Stock you're somewhat new around here, but I get the feeling you've been here a long time...I just know you'll stick around.

Happy Birthday!

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
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I've been here for 1 ½ year. I'm staying in the background for now, constantly watching all your moves, learning your weaknesses. In time, I will slowly try to take control. And I will fail.

Anyway, thanks.
 
Stock said:
I've been here for 1 ½ year. I'm staying in the background for now, constantly watching all your moves, learning your weaknesses. In time, I will slowly try to take control. And I will fail.
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I lurked for years before making my grab for power, and look where I am now! Junior newsposter and impotent Super Moderator, MUH-HA-HA-HA!
 
HB
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Muff said:
SDB happy Bday!! How old are you now dude?
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Too young.... try about 6571 days old not including days in leap years.
I play kick the can and it keeps me youthful.

I am most likely the youngest person here, or so I think.
I could be wrong.
:lalala:
 
It's my birthday! Let's light 23 flares on the mushroom-shaped cake made from boxes of cake mix from before the war! (They never go bad.)

:P ,
The Vault Dweller
 
Hey man, happy birthday and all the best. Drink a few beers for the random internet entities x) sea of alcohol! Loads of cash! May you see a non-crappy F3 before your next birthday!

Cheers.
 
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