HydroFlame
The Vanishing Act
It's 1:30 in the morning here and I probably shouldn't have just laughed so hard.
Gun Control
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MutantScalper
Dogmeat
"German man rescues kitten from tree: Says 'If I had gas I'd probably just gas it, good thing we can't be trusted'"
I just spit my coffee all over my phone. Guys stop I’m fucking dying here
DarkCorp
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
I looked up Finns and Knives and got this skit but couldn't find a translation.
Anyone want to let me know what it is about?
I am assuming the guy with the knife is a stereotype of Finns?
Finns stab everyone who gets up in their personal space, which has a radius of about five meters. Since their solitary nature makes it hard for them to breed, there aren't many Finns around, so the government decided to ban knives so they wouldn't decimate themselves so fast. That's also why they bring in swedish women, they'll breed with anyone, even Finns.
DarkCorp
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
That's is incredibly racist?
If that is the translation then it is pretty fucking funny.
HydroFlame
The Vanishing Act
Did he make that up on his own? Ha ha, I like this guy.
MutantScalper
Dogmeat
Yes, but you're totally into racism so I guess you don't have a problem with it, right?
Reminder, this is called the "Gun control" -thread, not the "Racism is ok" -thread.
BigGuyCIA
Yer fond of me Lobster!
Fucking lmao
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If you rearrange "Gun Control" it spells "Racism against Scalper is okay", you didn't realize?
Also leave it to good old Graves to post a meme and then unironically second it.
Also leave it to good old Graves to post a meme and then unironically second it.
MutantScalper
Dogmeat
Finns and Germans are actually really chill and the two nations have very good relations in real life. Haas was just dropped on his head a kid.
However, one third of yanks think there will be a civil war in US. That's something that I think you should focus on.
https://www.newsweek.com/second-civil-war-likely-one-third-americans-think-so-999254
It's not racism, it's mostly ableism, aka "making fun of retards".
We just can't get you guys to paint the swastika correctly.
(All y'all are aware that we're just joking here, right? I'm basing most of my jokes about Finland on "Scandinavia and the World, after all)
I was aware we were joking. Give me a cookie goddammit.It's not racism, it's mostly ableism, aka "making fun of retards".
We just can't get you guys to paint the swastika correctly.
(All y'all are aware that we're just joking here, right? I'm basing most of my jokes about Finland on "Scandinavia and the World, after all)
As for the civil war thing, I don’t have a horse in that race. Let the Dems and GOPs wipe each other out. Lets me and the other third party members fix the shit they broke. Ah, who am I kidding. I’d pick up a gun to preserve the Union; much as I hate Lefties and Right-wingers, we’re stronger together. And I’d die to keep us that way.
A civil war, well. In my opinion it's mostly talk. Yeah, there are going to be some violent clashes between protestors and counterprotestors, but a real civil war? How would that even work? Would it be Extreme Left vs Extreme Right? I think the police/National Guard/Army would move in if things got too bad. Not really a civil war. Insurrection against the government? The government is currently quite friendly to the Extreme Right, so I don't see them starting an insurrection, and I don't see the Extreme Left starting a real insurrection, either.
Interestingly, in that article people also were concerned about a civil war in 2010, so in the end I'd put it down to "people being overly scared".
Interestingly, in that article people also were concerned about a civil war in 2010, so in the end I'd put it down to "people being overly scared".
I always figured civil war would be between the current Right status quo and the extreme libtards of the type that were pounding on the doors of the SC like the fucking walking dead after the Kavanaugh decision.
BigGuyCIA
Yer fond of me Lobster!
I can tell you didn't read the article and only the title. The polling was sampled against "likely voters" so more like 1/6th.
It's good enough to fool the village idiot, though.
I would pull up a chair with some popcorn. Like the Battle of Bull Run and people just picnicking watching a bunch of neckbeards in wool uniforms shooting each other in turn.
Hey, if we went back to line-fighting I’d go from being in 100% to being in 1000%. Nearly guaranteed death within a few minutes of fighting?! Count me in!!
DarkCorp
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
Civil War
Civil War in America? We Americans have it so good we will not risk a war to fuck it all up. Didn't you know, we spoiled as fuck over here HAHAHAHAHA. It is funny because the progressives over here keep posting shit about https://www.commondreams.org/views/2014/03/24/envy-and-jealousy-gag-me-silver-spoon, and are forever clueless about why Americans will never rise up in that way.
Wouldn't be a Scalp post without smarmy rhetoric and the sarcasm going right over his head. I am sure Scalpie never once laughed at a racist joke
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Civil War in America? We Americans have it so good we will not risk a war to fuck it all up. Didn't you know, we spoiled as fuck over here HAHAHAHAHA. It is funny because the progressives over here keep posting shit about https://www.commondreams.org/views/2014/03/24/envy-and-jealousy-gag-me-silver-spoon, and are forever clueless about why Americans will never rise up in that way.
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Wouldn't be a Scalp post without smarmy rhetoric and the sarcasm going right over his head. I am sure Scalpie never once laughed at a racist joke
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TheGM
The voice of reason
I'd be a fucking massacre since once side has guns an the other will be using dragon dildos and laptops containing their movie script they have been working on since they banned guns. gonna be pretty hard to ambush somebody with a cup of coffee when their blue hair and 800 pound fat ass can be seen and smelled from orbit.
yfk12
Degenerate who belongs on a cross
Now, you'd think this, but then George Soros and his Antifa Supersoldiers would show up and George would tear off his invisa-mustache and reveal that he was secretly Hitler all along, and then the Islamic Mexican cartels would show up in their caravan, and then Soros-Hitler would use his illuminati magic to drive back the right-wingers.