How much idiocy can one person take before they finally snap?

Could that saline treatment be used to provide one with a temporary bulk of fake muscles? O:
 
men people are really dumb. They probably could get it cheaper and with much more safety if they just used ... coloured contact lences.

zegh8578 said:
Could that saline treatment be used to provide one with a temporary bulk of fake muscles? O:
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if its ridiculous, then the chance is high that someone, somewhere has done it already.

The Most Ridiculous Surgeries Men Pay for to Look Better


http://www.complex.com/style/2013/07/most-ridiculous-surgeries-men-pay-for/muscle-implants
 
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zegh8578 said:
Could that saline treatment be used to provide one with a temporary bulk of fake muscles? O:
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Well, it's not saline, but there is synthol...
And yes, it looks exactly as stupid as one would imagine.
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memetics said:
This thread reminds me of an early promo for King of the Hill that had just Hank Hill standing alone facing the camera and saying something like "I'm here to say that I think it's okay for people to have piercings and tattoos. It helps the rest of us identify the people who aren't quite right in the head."

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King of the Hill, what a classic. It is still better than most shows on Adult Swim.
 
Well that's Mike Judge for you. It's like if South Park had only lived on for 2 seasons and Matt Stone and Trey Parker were to move on to create more series of their own; brilliant writers, wherever they go, just create more brilliance... =D
 
Glutards. Oh man glutards. These are people that actually people that believe that gluten is going to kill them. I'm not talking about normal folks whom actually have a gluten allergy or even people that have gluten sensitivity. The dumb motherfuckers that walk into a restaurant and have talked to their dietitian and claim that gluten is absolutely bad for them and pass it off to their server that they will die if they eat it. If they touch it they will absolutely die. Blah blah blah. I've heard so many claims about the dangers of gluten from so many servers that claim that their customer is going to die if there is gluten in their food. I do take it seriously every time and every time I warn them that the company I work for is NOT gluten free they order "gluten free" anyways. I'm so tired of this diet trend. I want to do the right thing but the customer themselves contradict themselves over and over again. "Tell your customer that all other foods are not gluten free and if an allergy will make them sick or worse. Our friars and ovens are not in fact rated gluten free. There are gluten on all equipment, despite the fact we do have a few gluten free breads." Server, "Oh they say that's okay." Wether that is reckless disregard of the customer by the servers or the customer being an idiot is beyond me but first had accounts say it's someone that is on a "special diet".

Just tell me you're on a fucking diet first and I will put it on that shitty tasting bread! I won't feed you something you don't want, just be honest and say you're on a diet and I won't freak and think you have a deathly allergy! Over dramatization pisses me off. <---irony is apparent after initial post

That's one thing that makes me angry, that and the bosses son but that's just some asshole that comes from money and hasn't earned a goddamn thing. That's a whole other story.
 
I miss the old YouTube. There were nice and friendly people who actually had a brain. Now, those people are rare. I swear, I cannot state an honest opinion without some mouth-breathing, brainless parasite taking offense to someone who likes New Vegas more than Fallout 3. I think I am encountering that person right now... Throughout this weekend, I had nothing but anger and stress inside me. It is not just stupidity on the Internet, but on Xbox Live, too. Not only is it stupidity that is making me feel this way, I am also having personal issues. I just want to bash someone's head in with a shovel, maybe it is just anger issues or hormones.
 
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I'm loving the comments that equate eye-tattoos and tongue-piercings with stupidity. Just because you can't understand why someone would want to have a tongue-piercing doesn't mean that we are "stupid" for having it done. I have multiple piercings and tattoos and I worked in a clinical lab for six years. Hint: You don't get that job if you're stupid.
 
would you get your eyes tattoed? Idiot is a hard word, granted, but you cant say that its super healthy either. There is a lot of crazy stuff people do, like cutting them self or geting burns just for the scars, brandings and all that. Fancy? No clue. But it cant be really a good sign. And when those people start to develop eventually health realted issues because of it, then you cant help but ... say "men what an idiot". I am sure we all thought that once or twice about someone that has done some really crazy stuff just to end in a hospital.
 
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I recently read a rant on a feminist blog about how german footballfans are superduper nationalist and racist and sexist and whatnot, frequently using the word 'Kartoffel' (potato) for a german person (even herself, because she's really sad that she doesn't get to experience racism in the same way others do). There were comments under that rant that called nationalist footballbros 'Kartoffelpenner' (potato bums, more or less), then a comment about how it's mean towards homeless people to use 'Penner' in a slanderous manner and then a comment about how it's not cool for german people to use the term 'Kartoffel' because that's a derogatory term coined by a minority to empower themselves against the racist, white majority and that germans using that term would make the originators invisible.
That whole 'social justice' movement is filled to the brim with utter idiots, it's hilarious, really. So many people are so scared of that movement, but it's entirely clear that it's not going anywhere.
 
HakuninIsUseless said:
I'm loving the comments that equate eye-tattoos and tongue-piercings with stupidity. Just because you can't understand why someone would want to have a tongue-piercing doesn't mean that we are "stupid" for having it done. I have multiple piercings and tattoos and I worked in a clinical lab for six years. Hint: You don't get that job if you're stupid.
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Doesn't matter why they would do it... What matters is that they would actually assume that it will all end as planned, and without complications ~'because everything always does... right?'... but this is gambling with their eyes for fashion sake, and/or it's about elective injury [ie. unnecessary], which could come with complications including infections... IMO even a 1% failure rate that could cause permanent damage is a dumb risk.
 
Crni Vuk said:
would you get your eyes tattoed? Idiot is a hard word, granted, but you cant say that its super healthy either. There is a lot of crazy stuff people do, like cutting them self or geting burns just for the scars, brandings and all that. Fancy? No clue. But it cant be really a good sign. And when those people start to develop eventually health realted issues because of it, then you cant help but ... say "men what an idiot". I am sure we all thought that once or twice about someone that has done some really crazy stuff just to end in a hospital.
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You do realize this is a complete and utter failure (on both your part, as well as the nature of this language, itself) to recognize the diversity and multiple implicit definitions in a vague word like "dumb", I hope? In English (and most languages of first-world countries), "dumb" and "stupid" are the same to them as "ice", whereas like the old saying goes, "an Eskimo (Inuit) has many different words for 'ice'". For simplicity's sake, this language does not show enough reverence for, appreciation of, or understanding that "dumb" has many many subdivisions, and that lacking proper words and terms for each is an obvious shortcoming of the language. Speakers who don't recognize this are equally at fault, but that's not to say that the lack of definitive terms didn't facilitate this. Just like intelligence is far more complicated and not something achieved in one specific way, but rather a myriad of different qualities all attained in their own ways, stupidity is more complex than one simplistic notion. For lack of more specific terms, the kind of behavior you're saying isn't dumb IS "dumb", because the word is just too vague; you're just not associating the proper subset of "dumb" with the subset you're attaching to said behavior.
 
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