Introduce yourself! AKA the "Say hello" thread

[Ibble The Malefactor]

Hello, I'm Ibble "The Malefactor" Muhammad aka Fuzulya "The Bear" Rififi, I've been a fan of the Fallout series for about 6 years now, I enjoy violent Movies, Hardcore Punk & Hip-Hop music, books written by Pro-Wrestlers, mind-altering substances, and long walks on the beach, I hate politically active people and religious zealots, I'm pretty opinionated and I like to say "Nigga" and "Motherfucker" alot, so if you're offended by those words, then you shouldn't play the Fallout games you dumb motherfucker! Peace out niggaz!

 

[Shiozaki]

Hello .... I guess, you mite know me from the fallout 1/2/3 boards over at gamespot but I dout it, I gotta sat nice place ya got here.

I like Fallout, Evil Dead, and a bunch of other stuff I cant remember, anyway I'm here so let the good times roll (I know that was cheseey)

 

[Duckman]

Gday new people. Enjoy your stay and don't get bannzored.

 

[Vox]

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[DirtDigger2000]

Well this is a late introduction considering i already posted in several topics here but here goes..

Hello i am DirtDigger2000,the latest,and greatest,in 50's gardening techhnology.With my slip proof,splinter free,handle and rust proofed head i'm the only tool you need to fill that hole.I am also quite adept at digging one for myself.

To be serious though my enjoyments include Beer,video games,books,and i someday look foward to overthrowing a small Central American goverment and installing myself as dictator for life..either that or an assistant managers job at the local 7-11.

 

[Duckman]

Hello DirtDigger2000.

Enjoy your stay, and going by your name, you sound like a gravedigger

Cheers,
Duckman

 

[Niko]

Hi,
i'm Niko. Nice and simple.
I'm from Germany, but i'm living in Australia at the moment.
I finished Fallout 1 twice and the second part thrice, but i reckon that's nothing special here.

I think writing more is just a unnecessary waste of time, so i won't.

 

[Morbus]

Hi people, I'm a long time reader of NMA here but only today i decided to join the community. It seems a very very nice community but, well... I can't be sure can i?

I'm 19, I study Archeology in Porto (Portugal) and yes, I'm Portuguese (not properly proud of it, but hell, I guess I'll have to live with it)
I'm a guy (god, i'm not used to these things, in portuguese every adjective is gender oriented so you'd all know it when i said I'm a long time reader ), like playing, creating wanna be game concepts (I've got some) and have my own portuguese fansite which link can be found in my sig. I was a cyclist up until last year (I had to quit because of university) and was in the actual ASC Vitória de Guimarães.

Let me see... Anything more?... Well, i like Metallica, Megadeth, Pantera, Dream Theater, Moonspell, Nightwish, Shadows Fall, Opeth and Theory of a Deadman (well, this last one is kinda of strange but whatever XD). I am a fan o Fallout since i first played fallout 2 at my cousin's house (by 2001) and since then I'm an incondicional lover of the saga. Of course, I have played both Fallout and Fallout 2, and also Fallout Tactics, though it's a lot different from the saga... Anyway, I'd like to think bethesda is going to make an awesome game of Fallout 3 but I'm quite pessimistic (Fallout is NOT action oriente IMHO, it's a CRPG).

Oh, I think it's all... No, wait. My avatar was made by me and I'm planning to use it as the logo of a small site I'm going to open (I'm going to open one for Oblivion too). Speaking of Oblivion, I rate it 8/10 as a game and 3/10 as an RPG (though Oscuro's Oblivion Overhaul does miracles ). Some of you may know me already from Oblivion forums. I'm the modder responsible for Natural Weather Unofficial Patch 2.1.2, Weather Inside 1.0, Better Bell Sounds and some other small tweaks....

Ok, now, I think it's all...

 

[SuAside]

Please submit identification & state your reason for traveling to NMA.

Hi, I'm a long time reader of NMA here but only today i decided to join the community. It seems a very very nice community but, well... I can't be sure can i?

Nice? I'm not here to be nice, stranger. Let alone 'very very nice'. Using this much adjectives also makes you seem 'very very' gay, ya catch my drift? Not that we don't allow gays in, but I don't bend that way, you understand? It won't get you in here any faster...

Now submit your personal information, I don't have all day, damn it!

*god, guard duty sucks!*

I'm 19, I study Archeology in Porto (Portugal) and yes, I'm Portuguese (not properly proud of it, but hell, I guess I'll have to live with it)

What's wrong with Portugal? Oh well, I'm not too proud of being a belgian, but i rather like it here nonetheless.

I'm a guy (god, i'm not used to these things, in portuguese every adjective is gender oriented so you'd all know it when i said I'm a long time reader ), like playing, creating wanna be game concepts (I've got some) and have my own portuguese fansite which link can be found in my sig. I was a cyclist up until last year (I had to quit because of university) and was in the actual ASC Vitória de Guimarães.

Ah, athletic build, hey? I'm sure we can use a coal shoveler in the boiler room. *hehe*

Let me see... Anything more?... Well, i like Metallica, Megadeth, Pantera, Dream Theater, Moonspell, Nightwish, Shadows Fall, Opeth and Theory of a Deadman (well, this last one is kinda of strange but whatever XD). I am a fan o Fallout since i first played fallout 2 at my cousin's house (by 2001) and since then I'm an incondicional lover of the saga. Of course, I have played both Fallout and Fallout 2, and also Fallout Tactics, though it's a lot different from the saga... Anyway, I'd like to think bethesda is going to make an awesome game of Fallout 3 but I'm quite pessimistic (Fallout is NOT action oriente IMHO, it's a CRPG).

Don't worry bud, you'll fit in just fine...

Oh, I think it's all... No, wait. My avatar was made by me

Nicely done stranger, we might have a spot for you in the Fan Art section, instead of the boiler room. Still, if you turn out a clueless ass, it still wont save you from ending up in the Vats...

Remember, not knowing the rules doesn't mean you can break 'em!

and I'm planning to use it as the logo of a small site I'm going to open (I'm going to open one for Oblivion too). Speaking of Oblivion, I rate it 8/10 as a game and 3/10 as an RPG (though Oscuro's Oblivion Overhaul does miracles ). Some of you may know me already from Oblivion forums. I'm the modder responsible for Natural Weather Unofficial Patch 2.1.2, Weather Inside 1.0, Better Bell Sounds and some other small tweaks....

The Empty Scrolls: Oblivious?

Haha, I'll call the gimp! I see you need to be broken in before we can release you into the populace!

Still, there might be hope for you yet. You seem to genuinely try to mod the crap out of a game & we wont hold it against you.

Ok, now, I think it's all...

Alright, off to the decontamination showers you go & then to delousing! Follow the yellow line & close your eyes when they throw the powder, it stings... Stay out of trouble, kid.

Welcome to NMA!

 

[Morbus]

Nice? I'm not here to be nice, stranger. Let alone 'very very nice'. Using this much adjectives also makes you seem 'very very' gay, ya catch my drift? Not that we don't allow gays in, but I don't bend that way, you understand? It won't get you in here any faster...

See? I said you were nice Anyway, I'm not gay and english is not my native language... Sorry if it sounds stupid, really...

Welcome to NMA!

Thanks!

 

[Briosafreak]

blah blah blah

Bemvindo, já tivemos vários membros do Porto, malta fixe. Eu sou de Coimbra, claro.

Este sítio tem nove ou dez anos, eu já cá ando à uns sete, por isso é um lugar complicado para novatos, se tiveres problemas diz e podemos tentar resolvê-los.


I told Morbus the usual about this place, the fauna, the costumes of the natives, Rosh's bad breath and Ratty's miniskirts. Yep, that was it.

 

[Morbus]

Bemvindo, já tivemos vários membros do Porto, malta fixe. Eu sou de Coimbra, claro.

Esse claro provém do teu nickname certo?

Este sítio tem nove ou dez anos, eu já cá ando à uns sete, por isso é um lugar complicado para novatos, se tiveres problemas diz e podemos tentar resolvê-los.

Ok, no probs. Eu sei que por vezes isto é assim, por isso entendo. Vou tentar ambientar-me, fazer alguma coisa interessante para a comunidade... 8)

I'm speaking about how natives sometime get angry with foreigners, about gums helping with bad breath (sometimes) and about my opinion about miniskirsts

 

[Ol' JJ]

Saying hello

o.0

 

[SuAside]

Coimbra, you say?

*makes note on the target map*

alrighty, but i still don't get your nick, briosa...

 

[Morbus]

Coimbra, you say?

*makes note on the target map*

alrighty, but i still don't get your nick, briosa...

It has to be with a regional football team, which, by the way, is Académica Futebol Clube, but people usually say briosa...

 

[Briosafreak]

Nope, it's Associação Académica de Coimbra. Anyway again welcome dude.

 

[Elissar]

Umm either way.. Briosa, isnt this an English forum... yes... pretty sure it is... please stop confusing the stupid, non multi-lingual (other than curse words) among us (like me) with your native jibberish. (love ya though) (also: thanks for the little explanation of what you were saying.


On topic +1:
Just a quick lesson to the new guys, avoid The Order... at least untill you've lurked and read there for a while... Also, watch your cornhole and welcome to NMA.

 

[therealthesteve]

hello everybody, you might think my name is steve but it isn't and I may seem quite nice at first but I will soon turn into a sarcastic git, just thought I'd give you something to look forward to

 

[alec]

hello everybody, you might think my name is steve but it isn't and I may seem quite nice at first but I will soon turn into a sarcastic git, just thought I'd give you something to look forward to

 

[Jarno Mikkola]

I'm a guy (god, i'm not used to these things, in portuguese every adjective is gender oriented so you'd all know it when i said I'm a long time reader )

His almighty will says that thou can use, he's, him's and his's instade of the I's, me's, and mine's and be convinced to that your gender shall be revealed as such as it is. Thought more or less 95% of us are male's so...

And to alec.