I’m more distracted by the fact that you turned into an Asian woman since you posted here last.
It`s Miroslav time! And a pic from you too!
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Atomic Postman
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No i was the one holding the phone taking the picture whinging about the weather and yet didn't bother to bring out a raincoat or an umbrella. Silly me, it's only been 8 months.
You deserve to get wet.
Atomic Postman
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If I live in pointless stubborn hope things will improve, it surely must happen. Next stage: socks, sandals and floral shirts and a Pina Colada in hand. I figure it's a more Jimmy Buffet form of weather dance/sun-god worship.
Ah, that’s weak. Sacrifice 20,000 people annually to Quetzalcoatl. You’ll get what you want.
Atomic Postman
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Insert joke about Boris and COVID
For all you know that’s what he was going for.
Boris is so shit he nearly died of Covid.
The comedy writes itself
The comedy writes itself
Walpknut
This ghoul has seen it all
That's how Prince Phillip got an extra year of life.
WeissYohji
Still Mildly Glowing
Here's a picture of me, nine months into HRT.
Lookin good darling thanks for sharing hope you stick around.
Fair warning though, people here do fuck with each other. And you're fresh fish.
Fair warning though, people here do fuck with each other. And you're fresh fish.
Fuck off nerd
yes daddy
Atomic Postman
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My favourite part of being in Florida is being able to wear Hawaiian shirts basically constantly without judgement.
I have a teal one that makes me look like Tommy Vercetti.My favourite part of being in Florida is being able to wear Hawaiian shirts basically constantly without judgement.
Unfortunately in Massachusetts wearing a Hawaiian shirt brings judgement.
Atomic Postman
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All chill down here in Margaritaville till you have to beat a snake to death with a golf club
Morgan_
Duckerz
Colonists coming here and damaging our ecosystem, wtf!
Atomic Postman
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Considering the way it was literally going out of it's way to attack me for no reason I have to assume it was a former flatmate of mine transformed to assassinate me. Either that or a literal symbol of evil.
Either way didn't matter when I gave it the Andrew Ryan treatment
Aw, poor snake 
You should have accepted your fate, dude. You'd probably even have had time to get into a nice comfy position on your back, with your hands held together on your chest.
(I'm realizing I've never had an animal actually try to kill me. I've had a small lap dog chase me on my bike, I guess that comes close, and I've had very small *delusional* spiders show off their lil feet and stuff, with an intention to attack, I guess. Haven't even been stung by wasps, and I'm not counting mosquitos or gnats, cus they aren't really trying to off you.
I HAVE had a wolf-fish swim towards me very slowly, with 100% intention of eating me whole, but it was in a fish tank, and very, very slow. Slow enough to pet, in its sluggish attempts at eating my hand.)
You should have accepted your fate, dude. You'd probably even have had time to get into a nice comfy position on your back, with your hands held together on your chest.
(I'm realizing I've never had an animal actually try to kill me. I've had a small lap dog chase me on my bike, I guess that comes close, and I've had very small *delusional* spiders show off their lil feet and stuff, with an intention to attack, I guess. Haven't even been stung by wasps, and I'm not counting mosquitos or gnats, cus they aren't really trying to off you.
I HAVE had a wolf-fish swim towards me very slowly, with 100% intention of eating me whole, but it was in a fish tank, and very, very slow. Slow enough to pet, in its sluggish attempts at eating my hand.)