It`s Miroslav time! And a pic from you too!

My neighbor’s Husky tried to kill me. It got free and mauled my ass. When they finally came out the of the house I was beating the fuck out of it; I got sent to the hospital because it ripped my stomach open and gashed my arms, I took its eye, most of its teeth, and broke its leg and one of its ribs.

The kicker (haha) is that the owners got pissed at ME, as though I attacked the dog for no damn reason.

I should’ve made a necklace out of its lost teeth just to taunt them, but after the shock wore off and the ambulance and cops came, I was acutely aware of how much blood I’d lost.



Fuckin animals, man.

EDIT: I somehow mixed up a Great Dane with a Husky, fixed now. I think he took some of my brain too because those dogs are nothing alike.
 
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damn D:

I only got butt-bitten once by a random dog, but cus I was (hoping to) use a shortcut through some semi-wooden corner in a neighborhood, like a lil path, at night, and in this path was an old with a terrified look on his face, just standing there, but I was allready commited, I was in between the trees, he had a dog in a leish, average natural type, like ol' hunter breeds, super-tense - eyes switching between his owner and me - so I'm like, if I u-turn now, I'll make it worse, so I do my VERY BEST *I'm disinterested in interaction* act, walk paaast, and as I move away, the dog snaps me in a butt-cheek, then sort of jumps back, to stare confusedly at his old man owner, who's still just gaping terrifiedly at the night, still not moving, mind you, and I hurried away with my hurting butt.

That was the only time I got bit by a dog, even though it un-bit me almost as soon as it happened, which is all weird, cus it was hard enough to bruise through the clothes, felt like a hard kick actually, so, way past the limits of being a warning, but it let go so fast, I can only surmise the dog was essentially a good-boy-doggy who was just confused by the "D:"-face of his old owner, who was having... some issue... I guess, standing in the woods at night, and then snapped at the closest thing that *probably* was the source of the discomfort, untill realizing that I was just as confused and discomforted as everybody else.
 
Going for the lockdown look
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You look way better with beard than shaved. That being said, you should trim it a bit, especially that godawful moustache.
 
I read Do Androids back when I was 15 and then started Valis at the recommendation of my dad. Ended up stopping part of the way through and started up Dune in it's place. I should go back to it eventually.
 
Throwback to when I was John Travolta

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I have a weird fascination with Halloween. I think there's a cosplayer deep inside me waiting to come out. I put way too much effort into a Venom Snake costume for a party that wasn't even that good.

There's a big Halloween festival in my area of FL and I'm already thinking of my 80s Tribe costume.
 
Morgan_ said:
@KingArthur The Beard and glasses are a good look. :ok:

Edit* Fuck it, grow your hair out and do a surfer dude look with a hair thing.
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Unfortunately my hair is wavy so I’d probably end up more like a sexy teen heartthrob… or a genuine clash of appearances that do not go together at all.
 
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