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Brother None said:
1) He traded his worst WR for one of the best available IDPs. The trade only became foolish with Engram dropping out, otherwise, both of our teams are stronger because of the trade.

2) You guys are weird. At any point, you could have objected and thus blocked this trade, and/or made Nexus6 a better offer. You didn't, hence the trade went through.

3) That's what trade objections are for, ya twats, so you can keep any trades you think as unfair from happening. Don't whine because you didn't use it.
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iii) So effectively - the trade greatly benefited you and nobody else.

8) They're noobs, I notice you didn't cover this aspect of the game in their learning curve.

IV) You took advantage of their ignorance. Yuo evile eurotardian.
 
FYI to all the noobs;

Twinkie Gorilla has accepted a trade of Donald Driver and a blowjob for Brett Favre.

In the spirit of fairness (unlike kharm), I'm letting you all know about it and that you have two days to vote against this trade if you think it is an unfair trade.

From what Gus oTO tells me though, twink gives some pretty damn good head...
 
DammitBoy said:
In the spirit of fairness (unlike kharm), I'm letting you all know about it.
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All trades are publicly marked on your team roster, you dildo head, you don't have to announce them.

Uh...Twinks, explain yourself, please?
 
Brother None said:
Uh...Twinks, explain yourself, please?
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driver and crayton were about a horse a piece, so db proposed driver after i asked if he'd trade favre. look...if Rodgers ends up a dud, all i've got is fucking bulger...so, yeah...i realize it's not ideal but i'm just going to watch these preseason games closely to see how to handle my qb situation. not like there was too much left to choose from on the upper-tier qb position.
 
But Favre isn't upper-tier.

My advise: at least wait until he first pre-season game, to get a handle on how he's fitting in on the Jets.
 
Brother None said:
But Favre isn't upper-tier.
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well he was last year anyway. i've got plans to watch the preseason games (Jets/Packers 7pm/9pm Sat) while gettin' my drunk on, and i'll be paying attention to the highlights of all the other games. i am one of those losers who actually gets really interested in the preseason.

soooo....i really think he's a better option than Bulger, even if i have him as Rodgers back-up. i'm really just between a rock and a hard place here. i feel like Favre gives me at least a little bit of breathing room.
 
Brother None said:
arm fatigue, etc
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bahhahaha, shut up man. Testicleverdes came back at what? 44? dude will be fine. if last year was a bust i'd think differently. he's just whining to cover his ass in case he sucks. or he's just whining because he realizes he made a mistake. or he's just whining because he's a big baby who got away with never having to practice with the packers for over a decade and a half.
 
TwinkieGorilla said:
Brother None said:
arm fatigue, etc
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bahhahaha, shut up man. Testicleverdes came back at what? 44? dude will be fine. if last year was a bust i'd think differently.
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yeah, I'm wondering if trading Favre is a big mistake - he could blow up huge like he did last year, only this time to rub everybodies nose in it. Maybe not.

Still not nearly the lop-sided cheatery of a trade Kharm got away with...

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ps - How are we gonna figure out the logistics on that blow job you'll owe me if the trade goes through?

pps - do you gargle?
 
Brother None said:
UniversalWolf said:
One league is plenty for me. Everyone I know who belongs to more than one league inevitably ends up in the situation of simultaneously owning a player and playing against that player. I've seen some very confused looks come from that.
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Why should that matter?

Your RB runs for 5 yards and is then tackled by one of your IDPs. .25 points from the RB and .66 points from the IDP. BONUS!
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I'm thinking more along the lines of: your RB scores a touchdown, except he's not just your RB, he's also the RB for your opponent in your other league. Are you happy, or angry? It gets even better if you have a QB together with a WR on the same NFL team (like say, Peyton Manning and Reggie Wayne), and they also play on your opponent's team. Or maybe in one league you own Peyton and your opponent owns Reggie, while in your other league you own Reggie while your opponent owns Peyton. Every time Peyton throws to Reggie you have to figure out how to react.

I prefer to make fun of people in that situation. They always look like they're attempting to solve calculus equations.
 
It's even worse when you put money on the games.

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Pope Viper said:
Any kind of betting pool to be had?
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I say loser has to post scantily clad pics of his significant other. Boyfriends don't count though Twink.
 
Cimmerian Nights said:
It's even worse when you put money on the games.

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Pope Viper said:
Any kind of betting pool to be had?
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I say loser has to post scantily clad pics of his significant other. Boyfriends don't count though Twink.
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What if she countered that when you asked her to take those pictures with, "No, your just going to post them on the Internet for your friends."

...Then what...?
 
Cimmerian Nights said:
Her consent is not at issue, I'm not asking for a spread eagle pose, she can be sleeping.
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Lastly, if you have no one to take pictures of... does ones incredibly attractive barely legal neighbor count?
 
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