Let's Get Pathetic! Hottest video game characters?

R.Graves

R.Graves

Confirmed Retard
I think its appropriate that i start this thread off with the character that sparked the idea.

Cindy Aurum from Final Fantasy XV.

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Also to a lesser extent Ignis and Prompto from the same game are really cute too.

Nero's new design is much more masculine for DMC5 and its absolutely delicious. Not a whole lot of women or faggots on this forum but i figured i'd include a pic anyways.
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and a third one for no real reason is Nadine Ross from uncharted 4.
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there's just something about a black woman that wears her hair naturally that is just the fucking cutest. also i have a bit of a thing for women who could genuinely beat my ass. the ultimate irony is she's not even remotely sexualised in the game but that just makes it even sexier for me. idfk sue me.

anyone else wanna join me in the absolutely pathetic act of wanting to smash people who don't exist?
 
Why not. Here's my list off the top of my head:
Cindy Aurum
Morrigan
Lara Croft
2B
Literally Every Female Character From The Witcher 3
 
Miranda from ME2 comes to mind, even though I hated her. And Liara was pretty hot too. Yes, I'm weird.
 
Black Rose said:
Liara was pretty hot too. Yes, I'm weird.
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not really. she's a cute blue lady. if you're holding back for fear of ridicule don't worry. @Mr Fish has a hard on for hilary clinton. i think peter capaldi is hot. also we've had quite a few people who were openly furries. also Beatrix Russel is my fallout waifu
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so yeah, no sweat on the weird front bud.
 
Liara sux. I´m more for her MOM

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Bonus point in categories MILF and BOOBS

Meh. I liked Bioware when they were not soy boys.
 
I will try to refrain from posting about already mentioned characters. No pics because I'm on my phone and linking images is a bitch.

I really liked Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn. She seemed very realistic, so to speak. The devs obviously went for the "girl next door" kind of look, which I appreciated. I don't mind hot ladies in video games, but seeing a main character done like a regular girl was really cool - especially because she was done well and wasn't "uglified" for no rational reason (looking at you, ME Andromeda).
Too bad HZD facial animatons can be wonky sometimes.

Almost any female character in Final Fantasy is hot. Tifa is my favorite. In general, Japs tend to make really cute and sexy characters when they go for that more realistic look i.e. not anime.

Though I've yet to play it, Quiet from MGSV was very good looking. Her outfit is bizzare to say the least, but she is fantastic regardless.

MK X has some very fine looking ladies in it, and unlike its predecessor, ladies here don't seem over the top. Well, not too much.


@R.Graves mentioned Uncharted - Chloe is hot too. He would know better, but I think Nathan is also well done. He is a good looking man, but seems kinda natural, I guess.

Morrigan from DAO is beautifully made, and is probably my favorite video game witch. In general, Bioware really knew how to make attractive, unique and sexy characters - both male, female, monstrous and alien - up until MEA.

Nova from StarCraft is great. So is Kerrigan. Especially in her zerg form.
Blizzard is also a company that knows how to make a good-looking character, at least in art. Or it used to be. Dunno, I stopped following their work few years back.

Character models from PS:T, while obviously outdated in some aspects, are just mind-blowing.

CDPR rocks in this aspect, and if TW2 and 3 aren't proof enough, I think CP2077 will blow it out of the park.
 
yfk12 said:
Literally Every Female Character From The Witcher 3
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Even the hags? Kinky.

Black Rose said:
Miranda from ME2 comes to mind, even though I hated her. And Liara was pretty hot too. Yes, I'm weird.
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Not weird at all, that's so vanilla to find them hot. Just go look at the staggering amount of porn there are of them on Rule 34.

R.Graves said:
@Mr Fish has a hard on for hilary clinton.
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They say don't stick your dick in crazy but boy oh boy is it a wild ride when you do.

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As to me? Eh... Where to even start...
Yknow what, fuck it. This is the hottest video game character:

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Fite me
 
My video game crushes have been Nathan Drake and Elena Fisher since those games came out.

And Jill Valentine is badass too. I'm too lazy to post pics.
 
Black Rose said:
And Jill Valentine is badass too.
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can confirm but with one asterisk. i've only ever really found her original design hot.

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yfk12 said:
Where's the [Masturbate furiously] rating when you need it?
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The Order

might be a bit out of left field but Agent 47 is pretty attractive. i think its the suit. or maybe its his sense of professionalism. its worth noting that he has no visible attraction to women as well. so bonus for me. not as though he's real tho.

but even more out of left field? i used to think claude from GTA III was cute.
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i mean it doesn't look that bad but the idea of being attracted to these blocky ass models seems so quaint nowadays.
 
There was a Ganado in Resident Evil 4 that waits for you inside a lit Oven and then attacks you, he probably had a really high temperature, I would guess as he was covered in Flames.

There is also Magcargo in the Pokemon games, which the Pokedex states to be as hot as the surface of the sun.
 
Walpknut said:
There was a Ganado in Resident Evil 4 that waits for you inside a lit Oven and then attacks you, he probably had a really high temperature, I would guess as he was covered in Flames.

There is also Magcargo in the Pokemon games, which the Pokedex states to be as hot as the surface of the sun.
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Of course, the surface of the sun isn't actually that hot- only 5000 K! So actually, most electric types would be considerably hotter than Magcargo.
 
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I would participate, but I haven't played any recent games in years... So most characters I remember are 2D sprites or awful 3D models from Playstation 1 :lmao:.

Not to mention I don't know most of the characters mentioned in this thread either... :look:
 
Risewild said:
I would participate, but I haven't played any recent games in years... So most characters I remember are 2D sprites or awful 3D models from Playstation 1 :lmao:.
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I fail to see how this changes anything.
 
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