Cobra Commander

The Driver of Sweet Tooth stood before me. Needles Kane, a wanted serial killer with a body count in the hundreds and that was before he entered my contest.

As usual. Adaptations of other media onto the screen often have various degrees of inaccuracy.
At least mention something like "inspired by" rather than "adapted from" in the opening.

Indeed, i wouldn't hurt a fly ^^

i miss jagged alliance online so much

and the game looks awful too.

I like Old Blood, TNO was great, and TNC was ok overall but wow it is really apparent that machine games didn't want to make that title.

Is masterful. Dunno what you guys are on about, I love when it’s obvious that the creator of a game didn’t give a shit. Really. Makes me feel like the game is worth buying. Good one, MachineGames. 10/10 way to increase interest in a series you’ve killed I mean re-rebooted.

Shattered Soldier (think that is the name) is the best Contra.

I just watched the tralier and my god. Fuck Konami. A fucking panda? The series has been about hardcore human badasses akin to Arnold or Stallone killing thousands of aliens, and you have a panda in the new game?

Wat? I missed something. A new Contra? Well there was a wolf man in the 3rd one.

But if 1 is not at all, they aren't bi you absolute spanner.

Still a 1 on the bi scale

I hate the Legion because they're not as flexible or open as Rome was; they're not Rome. They're an army of slaves built on Rome cosplay. The Romans would had adopted guns, squad based tactics, and tech without a second thought, while then fighting the cultural issue behind doors and in open forums (and maybe stabbing a senator or two).

Obviously Little Lamplight.

To not repeat- Winds of War from Fallout Nevada.

I think the Master's Super Mutants is a solid answer. Legion's worst enemy was development time constraints Aure haha. I also can't speak on Nevada or 1.5

https://youtu.be/18PbwYdjsps

Didn't sound that great. And I had the 2nd one for free with my 360 but TV I had sucked and couldn't read the words.

It isn't a text adventure, man.

I couldn't read anything on the screen. It was a really bad TV.

You would create the Anti-Christ.

Imagine nightmares lol

LOL!

I saw that earlier and laughed my ass off. I love some of the things him and MCA do on Twitter.

yeah sequels made 30 years later don't feel cheap and pointless at all!

Bungie is probably going to sell them selves to another shitty company like EA.

Wait what?

I never found it hard even on the hardest with a gun build. I usually pick up the bear trap and wack people untill i have enough gun and ammo for the rest of the dlc.

the pure tacit agreement between avellone and this man on the state of the franchise warms my cockles.