Olympics thread

[Crni Vuk]

Olympics are shit. And all of you should feel ashamed for supporting it!

But ... on the other side, we all have blood on our hands *munching on a banana which was probably grown by child soldiers or something*

 

[Vergil]

But ... on the other side, we all have blood on our hands

Yea but is it important blood?

 

[zegh8578]

I like winter olympics, where my countrymen act like they've defeated the entire universe, every time they win something winter-related.

YEAH SUCK IT ETHIOPIA, WE SKI WAY BETTER THAN YOU LOLOLOL WEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIOOONS MY FRIEEEEND
LOL U LOST VIETNAM YOU SUCK AT SNOW WE RULE!!!!

 

[SuAside]

Suprised nothing major has happened, although it is most likely the calm before the storm

The most entertaining thing so far is that some street punk tried to do a smash & grab on the russian vice-consul's BMW.
He got pulled through the smashed windows and shot in the face.

Russian "diplomats" don't play around.

 

[Crni Vuk]

It's a decline of Russian culture.

In the Soviet Union, he wouldn't have even got near the car and already shot in the face months before the event.

 

[TheGM]

There a video of that? that sounds amazing.

 

[MutantScalper]

Couldnt' find a video of a Russian diplomat shooting a Brazilian robber in the face. Not sure I want to find such a video.

 

[Dr Fallout]

The most entertaining thing so far is that some street punk tried to do a smash & grab on the russian vice-consul's BMW.
He got pulled through the smashed windows and shot in the face.

Russian "diplomats" don't play around.

...

My hero.

 

[Vergil]

As usual America is ahead of everyone else.

 

[Crni Vuk]

Well, you have the best pharma-industry, decades of experience with chems and you know which stuff works.

 

[Dr Fallout]

Well, you have the best pharma-industry, decades of experience with chems and you know which stuff works.

Don't forget, no one fucking cares if the US does it... but the Russians are all bad guys so when they do it... shit has to go down.

 

[MutantScalper]

It's also because of the influence of US that there are so many swimming events in the olympics. It's always been a strong sport for the Americans so they want to capitalise on it.

 

[TheGM]

......I seem to hear the faint cries of jealousy from countries with few to no medals.

 

[Dr Fallout]

......I seem to hear the faint cries of jealousy from countries with few to no medals.

Russia is doing well, and they're great at the sports I care about.

 

[zegh8578]

As usual America is ahead of everyone else.

Ahead of everyone except everyone winning who isn't American

"BUT THEY DON'T COUNT!"

oh... well then, in that case, America wins everything I suppose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronological_summary_of_the_2016_Summer_Olympics

USA! And everyone who doesn't count because they're not USA!
USA! And everyone who doesn't count because they're not USA!
USA! And everyone who doesn't count because they're not USA!

 

[Vergil]

Ahead of everyone except everyone winning who isn't American

"BUT THEY DON'T COUNT!"

oh... well then, in that case, America wins everything I suppose.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronological_summary_of_the_2016_Summer_Olympics

USA! And everyone who doesn't count because they're not USA!
USA! And everyone who doesn't count because they're not USA!
USA! And everyone who doesn't count because they're not USA!

What's that? Sorry, I can't hear you over all the medals we've won.

 

[Crni Vuk]

Why don't you choke to death on those medals!

 

[Vergil]

Why don't you choke to death on those medals!

But if I did that how would I eat more burgers?

 

[zegh8578]

I can't wait for winter olympics, I'm gonna Norwegian Nationalism the hell out of all of you

 

[Throatpunch]

yay!
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2...gins-olympic-gold-mens-team-pursuit-australia
http://uk.businessinsider.com/great...essive-mens-team-sprint-gold-2016-8?r=US&IR=T
http://www.vavel.com/en/more-sport/...eam-gb-on-day-six-including-cycling-gold.html