Prone Squanderer
A bit of a Sillius Soddus.
Nani?
Also, that harpoon is neither too sharp, nor long, nor wide. Somebody did a prank and shaped a spoon and gave it to poor ole Ahab. That's why he isn't chasing any whales lately.
Uh, 9/10. CT Phipps style.
I don't know what to say now...erm...
7/10?