Relationship Hilarity by none other than The Vault Dweller!

wait, what?

well played, ol' boy.:clap:
The Vault Dweller said:
I am confident that most other men brought up in Wimbledon would have taken similar courses of action to me.
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haha, no.
 
SuAside said:
The Vault Dweller said:
I am confident that most other men brought up in Wimbledon would have taken similar courses of action to me.
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haha, no.
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Look, just because the continentals have no sense of morality doesn't mean that we are tarred with the same brush. I don't know if you know much about Wimbledon, but it is not the kind of place where you would go to find casual sex.
 
i wouldn't go to england to find casual sex at all, tbfh. really, the ugly birds and the crooked teeth? ugh!
 
Gah, where does this perception that the British have bad teeth come from? Seriously, it confuses me.
 
Mikey said:
Gah, where does this perception that the British have bad teeth come from? Seriously, it confuses me.
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1) Ugly British women
2) Ugly British men

I was going to elaborate, but I don't rightly know how. Perhaps the average British person isn't all too bad, but you sure do have some exceptionally ugly people spawning on your soil that proceeds to move out into the world. It's like, if all countries inhabitants are measured in appearance on a scale from 1-10, the British scale is -1 to 10. Most are prolly 5s, but it's the -1's that stick. No offense! (Post a pic btw?)
 
(What, of me?)

And may I refer you to that post I made about the over-reproductive working classes who are genetically ugly?
 
Mikey said:
Gah, where does this perception that the British have bad teeth come from? Seriously, it confuses me.
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and we'll keep saying it until you stop reacting as you did just now. haha.

but i think that appart from Luke's reason, it's because the most noticed brits are the loud drunk lowerclass working class retards on holidays. lets just say that in general they're not very pleasing to the eye, but draw a lot of attention.
The Vault Dweller said:
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that I have not had a single cavity in my entire life.
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no doubt! you're obviously wellbred upper class!
 
Oy, I missed TVDs post on the previous page... (Those last posts on the page never get enough attention... Petition to change the page size to 19 to avoid this!!)

I don't know what to say, though. In jest or not, it still changed my whole perspective on you. Like when you owned the shit out of WaterGirl way back when (remember?). You are full of surprises, it seems.

@ Mikey; Yes of you!

Also, please, refer! I can imagine what it's about though, if it's along the lines of what SuaSaid.
 
I've realised I haven't properly apologised for having to lie to all of you up until now. Surely you understand why I had to? What bugs me most was no matter how comfortable I felt about my charade the "Sincerely, The Vault Dweller" following each and every post always made me grimace. With it's constant and unchanging use I only reinforced my already seemingly solid alias yet I couldn't help, but think I was filling the forum with unwanted, flashy posing. I even felt at times like I was pretending to be someone with a deranged, un-adjusted personality disorder.

At least that's over with now...
 
Uhm - Britain's population = c. 61 million.
Sweden's population = c. 9 million.

Who's got the small gene pool now, bitch?
 
Mikey said:
Uhm - Britain's population = c. 61 million.
Sweden's population = c. 9 million.

Who's got the small gene pool now, bitch?
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You forgot to include the loving woodland creatures mate. They add a sizable portion to the breeding population there.
 
Yeah. But you guys are practically crawling over each other, while I got like 98.7% desolate landscape to rape at when I see it fit. I imagine Britain as one huge orgy, really.
 
Luke said:
(Post a pic btw?)
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Very well. This is Mikey in the Vatican a few weeks ago.

The Sun never sets on the British Empire!
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The Vault Dweller said:
Considering the speed at which they dropped me from my job, I don’t doubt that they will forget about me rather swiftly.
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You are right that MI5 probably can't spare the resources, and MI6 hates to clean up someone else's mess. MI7 through MI19 are either defunct or are doing wonderful things like train pigeons to carry nuclear payloads along telegraph lines. But MI20, man. MI20 consists of cybernetic bulldogs with vanadium alloy jaws that only speak the words "balls" and "chew" and NEVER FRIGGING SLEEP.
 
Mikey said:
Luke said:
(Post a pic btw?)
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Very well. This is Mikey in the Vatican a few weeks ago.

The Sun never sets on the British Empire!
jamesromepictures323bl7.jpg
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Wow... I just... wow. Talk about cognitive dissonance. I was waaaaayyy off.

Not in a bad way, or anything. I just pictured... shorter. Slightly softer, too. You look like you could be the next Dr. Who.
 
All that... A LIE?! YOU BETRAYED US!!

Are you sure this is a true story?
Do you at least like Fallout? RPG? Anime? Why did you choose specifically forums like these? Why roleplaying like that in these boards? Just curious.
 
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