The Ideal Woman

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Morgan_, Jan 23, 2021.

  1. Traplord209

    Traplord209 It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Aug 27, 2022
    I believe trad refers to traditional so if someone is a tradwife it would mean that they're the one that raises the kids and they don't have a job and shit like that.
     
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  2. TorontoReign

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    Oh I see. Thanks kiddo I think I will just tag you from now on and ask you zoomer stuff!
     
  3. Traplord209

    Traplord209 It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Aug 27, 2022
    I'm the zoomer informant out here eh?
     
  4. TorontoReign

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    I have a little brother out there slightly younger than you so if I can connect with you MAYBE he will not see me as his twenty year old dead fuck brother anymore. It's a plan.
     
  5. Traplord209

    Traplord209 It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Sounds good to me. I figured I might as well try talking to some random people online to see if I could make some new friends. Been bored these days.

    As far as the topic of the thread goes though...

    Obviously the ideal girl is gonna be stupidly attractive if we're just making it up. Don't really care what race they are but i do prefer long hair and shorter than me... In terms of personality just anyone who's sort of happy go lucky and doesn't mind joking around. Just a hot girl that doesn't wanna go crazy and create drama all the time would be nice. Why does it seem like the pretty girls always end up crazy and the ones with great personalities just aren't attractive? Woe is me.
     
  6. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    I think the ideal woman would be a woman who deals. Not a croupier that works downtown in a casino meeting rich business men to have a fling with.

    i mean the savvy streetwise bird who serves the same businessmen beak ! Then nips back to my pad to talk about life in general and then lay naked as I snort the white out of her belly button.

    Not continually, mind. Just at weekends. Weekdays we go back to the humdrum life of police officers.
     
  7. TorontoReign

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    The ideal girl is one that you wanna keep though. All these fantasy girls would cheat on you and RUNOFFT.
     
  8. Richwizard

    Richwizard Carbon Dated and Proud
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    Jan 18, 2010
    No. They're fantasy girls because their devotion will never waver.
     
  9. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    Idealism is the philosophy of dreamers and romantic poets. " May I compare you to a Summer Rose my love "........... " Don't be so fucking wet. Get me another G+T and I may let you fuck me later ..... Deal? "
     
  10. TorontoReign

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    My ideal woman plays PoS.
     
  11. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    Not even sure if I would give Vicky one but she would help with crosswords and quizzes.
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  12. TorontoReign

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    That is friendly behavior for such a busty babe.
     
  13. Ape Fighting Vehicle

    Ape Fighting Vehicle It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    WHERE DID MY POST OF THE VELMA COSPLAYER GO?!
     
  14. Post-War Tribal

    Post-War Tribal Detective ᗟΔИΟ oTO Orderite

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  15. mobucks

    mobucks President of racism. Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    Ideal? Swallows.
     
  16. patrick bateman gaming

    patrick bateman gaming First time out of the vault

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  17. Millim

    Millim Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    Oct 13, 2010
    My ideal woman is anyone who wouldn't date me.
    Let's face it, I don't want to date anyone who thinks going out with me is a good idea.
     
  18. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
     
  19. TorontoReign

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    I am Millim's ideal woman.
     
  20. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Big deal. Just because you wouldn't date him.