The Ideal Woman

He probably meant creatures from Venus, but, I'm not sure about that, Master Jedi.

 

They say they have tit

 

For me, the ideal woman is a nerd, an animal lover, and has similar interests and values to my own.

I'm not a big dater, though. I have a pet parrot that demands attention. If a girl likes birds, I'll give her the time of day. And as for marriage, it'd take a VERY special kind of woman to get me to walk down that aisle.

 

"Women stand aside, it'll take a girl more important than my parrot to cage this tiger" is a stance on life that is completely new to me but honestly I respect it.

King shit

 

I didn't say "more important". Just that my ideal woman should love birds. I wouldn't trade my feather-baby for the world. But it will take the right woman to cage this she-tiger.

 

I think you just gave me erectile dysfunction.

 

All of the TNG movies are dogshit. I unironically prefer star trek beyond to every one of them.

 

Beyond is literally the only piece of Star Trek media I've seen.

I enjoyed it despite not remembering a single thing about it other than Beastie Boys

 

But ... didn't you see the Plinkett Reviews?



TNG Movies are dogshit.

 

Even Serifan has better movie taste than TNG movies you know ...

 

Hmm, is it cheating if I say someone similar to my current girlfriend?

• More of a traditional gal.
• Faithful Catholic.
• Wants a family.
• Affectionate.
• Is cool with my musical tastes and humour.
• Good looking, a little more bottom-heavy (ass>tits, fight me).
• Simple girl who likes the occasional luxury but appreciates the simple life. For example, she appreciates a walk in the park just as much as a night out in Yaletown (the fancy restaurant neighborhood of downtown Vancouver).
• Interested in learning and trying new things. The most recent example was a couple days ago when she asked about Fallout and I told her about the various Vault-Tec experiments, and she was quite interested in the stories.
• Doesn't think I'm lesser for some of my hobbies (video games, cars, smoking cigars, history, etc.)
• Very good at communication (a must as my last relationship disintegrated over something that, after further analysis, was a relatively small thing that coulda been solved over a talk).
• Sexy accent (she's a Slav).

Of course, there are some things that aren't ideal with her I guess (or me for that matter), but we've talked about them and resolved to work on the things we struggle with. Truthfully, I'm not sure how much more perfect I can get with an imperfect human, so safe to say I'm really satisfied with her.

 

Compared to TNG, DS9, TOS, half of the TOS movies, TAS basically compared to most of star trek media that was available at the time.