The Mass' Effect on gaming or HOT ALIEN LESBOZ SEKS!

MrBumble said:
Am I the only person who cannot get past the second fight with Benezia with level 23 characters because the Bioware folks didn't include a turn based mode ? I mean seriously, this particular fight is really, REALLY retarded...or maybe I am.
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Either use Maphusio's way, or: Use grenades. LOTS of grenades. Of course, when I got to this one, I was around level 32, with lots of good gear.
 
MrBumble said:
Ok I have finally managed to do it...I was in a good day and did not eradicate the rachnis.
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Hah you and I are both to compassionate as I also did not eradicate the queen.

I'm going through the game again on a higher difficulty but one gets to use the same character and keep all your gear.
 
maximaz said:
Replaying as the renegade. Hilarious
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hows so? I'm currently redoing all of the side missions as the urgency of the story line took hold of me the first time through.
 
Maphusio said:
maximaz said:
Replaying as the renegade. Hilarious
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hows so? I'm currently redoing all of the side missions as the urgency of the story line took hold of me the first time through.
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There were quite a bunch of moments that cracked me up. One was the 'evil' outcome of the reporter's interview, which you have to see for yourself. Another one that comes to mind:
Your team: "I think this nuke has been moved here"
Shepard: "Your ability to grasp the obvious is astounding"

Another thing that's really awesome is how Ashley turns into a total bitch when you're nice to her and hit on Liara. I'm keeping them both with me now in hope to see some more bitchiness. Unfortunately, I was a prick to both of them in this playthrough so neither one cares :|

PS. I think Liara is so well done. Her voice, face, and facial expressions fit so perfectly it makes her more believable than many movie cgi characters.
 
maximaz said:
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Another thing that's really awesome is how Ashley turns into a total bitch when you're nice to her and hit on Liara. I'm keeping them both with me now in hope to see some more bitchiness. Unfortunately, I was a prick to both of them in this playthrough so neither one cares :|
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You think that's awesome?

Play as a woman and "flirt" with Kaidan and Liara at the same time.

I got me a damned anatomy lesson to explain how I wasn't being a lesbian.
 
generalissimofurioso said:
maximaz said:
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Another thing that's really awesome is how Ashley turns into a total bitch when you're nice to her and hit on Liara. I'm keeping them both with me now in hope to see some more bitchiness. Unfortunately, I was a prick to both of them in this playthrough so neither one cares :|
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You think that's awesome?

Play as a woman and "flirt" with Kaidan and Liara at the same time.

I got me a damned anatomy lesson to explain how I wasn't being a lesbian.
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Hmmm that's a good idea
 
MrBumble said:
Also : am I the only one who thinks that Liara T'Soni is pretty much hot ? I really feel like a geek right now...
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Yeah she is pretty much hot... See, the problem is, she lives for what a millennia? So, a real relationship with her is not possible. Thats why I went for Ash with the nice one, two (butt)... However, I even find the Quarian attractive... Come on, take that suit off her, tell her to get down with the sickness and get that pleasure ride underway!
 
Maphusio said:
... However, I even find the Quarian attractive... Come on, take that suit off her, tell her to get down with the sickness and get that pleasure ride underway!
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It's somewhat ironic that you said that, as her taking off her suit would most likely kill her due to various infections due to Quarian's lacking any real immune system.
 
generalissimofurioso said:
It's somewhat ironic that you said that, as her taking off her suit would most likely kill her due to various infections due to Quarian's lacking any real immune system.
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So I guess a blowjob is out of the question :(

See seemed real 'eager to please' me after finishing her side quest for her.
 
generalissimofurioso said:
It's somewhat ironic that you said that, as her taking off her suit would most likely kill her due to various infections due to Quarian's lacking any real immune system.
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fuck that must be the geekyest response i have ever read in my life...shit am I on the star trek forum ? Wow, thx generalissimofurioso, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

Ironic indeed
 
generalissimofurioso said:
Maphusio said:
... However, I even find the Quarian attractive... Come on, take that suit off her, tell her to get down with the sickness and get that pleasure ride underway!
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It's somewhat ironic that you said that, as her taking off her suit would most likely kill her due to various infections due to Quarian's lacking any real immune system.
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The real question is, how they survived without an immune system BEFORE the suits. And how do they procreate? HOW DO THEY TAKE A DUMP FOR GOD'S SAKE!?
 
Mikael Grizzly said:
The real question is, how they survived without an immune system BEFORE the suits. And how do they procreate? HOW DO THEY TAKE A DUMP FOR GOD'S SAKE!?
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That's a good question, but it would probably get some convoluted response like "Well they used to have an immune system but lost it somewhere during evolution/genetic engineering/"

Neither would make sense, the first would apparently give the idea that all micro organisms on some planet disappeared all of a sudden, the second; perhaps as a mistake but as something you would actually want to achieve? That would make these aliens pretty stupid.
 
I'm pretty sure she explained it in the game. Not sure how they take a dump but I'm willing to ignore that.

BTW what was her side quest?
 
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