The official "Where we review Mass Effect: Andromeda" thread *spoilers*

The doctor says I should stop fucking my Cat.

He says I might kill her.
 
The doctor says I should stop fucking my Cat.

He says I might kill her.

SJW mode.

Don't let that capitalistic scum tell you what to do.

Fucking animals is totally progressive, and people should respect your sexuality and mental disorder.
 
SJW mode.

Don't let that capitalistic scum tell you what to do.

Fucking animals is totally progressive, and people should respect your sexuality and mental disorder.

If a man fucking a Krogan is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Their love is beautiful.

It's the Asari that sickens me.
 
There's nothing more manly than two dicks touching.

'You fuck vaginas? That's for pussies. Real men suck dicks'

It's double the manliness.
 
There's nothing more manly than two dicks touching.

'You fuck vaginas? That's for pussies. Real men suck dicks'

It's double the manliness.

You suck dicks? What are you? Straight?

Real men only fuck penises on trans'women'.
 
That's called 'make up your fucking mind you fucking homo.'

Haven't you heard? If you don't fuck only trans people, you're a giant transphobic bigot.

Also, being straight is a crime worthy of death sentence.
 


I'm gonna leave this here.

It's quite amusing.


I saw that yesterday. Highly amusing yet also sad to see where such a loved franchise ended up. We went from Shepard to shit.

Fuck the animations are terrible. Some people say "Just ignore them" but I can't. Plus the shit writing. In the beginning Ryder breaks his/her helmet but easily fixes it, yet later on neither Ryder or their dad even thinks of doing the same.

*cue someone saying "Well it was too bad to fix" or something.*
 
In any case, I recommend Andromeda.

It's a fun game and a lot of fun even if it's not as great as ME2.
 
No but you lose a good gaming experience worth the money. :)

No?

I can invest that 200 dollars (Australia, and lets wait till the fucktons of DLC are released) into 10 20$ indie games for roughly...Lets say 20 times more time to beat them all, and overall more fun.

Or I can just save that 200$ and pay the bills.
 
Their eyes.... They are worst than the eyes of those "realistic" robots they make these days. Also their lips stretch in a very strange way sometimes while talking and... Everything...
... Stuff of nightmares.
 
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