None other than Uwe Boll, the man pissing on two industries as once with his astounding ability to take a game franchise, dumb it down, and make a complete mockery of both cinema and the original intellectual property he devalues by simply having his name attached to it.
Let's take a look at what the cretin has managed to get his hands on, to further increase the number of shitty action flicks based upon video games. As if there weren't enough already.
Far Cry: Uwe Boll will make sure that every fan of this game, like every other game he's touched, knows that Uwe Boll doing anything good with this title is indeed a Far Cry.
Fear Effect: This one is just RIPE for Boll's style of clichés and stereotypes.
Hunter: The Reckoning: Get ready for material that will not only cease to exist in the established setting, but it has SWAT teams and plenty of cheapness a la House of the Dead or Alone in the Dark. Different title, same shitty scripting and directing.
Night Claws: Nobody on IMDB.com had anything bad to say about it, mainly because most people know by now to avoid this asshat's garbage, and it isn't talentlessly butchering apart a game franchise. It can stand on its own, that is, if people could stand Boll's directing.
Bloodrayne: Oh, it's a Boll action flick with vampires and tits. As if Queen of the Damned wasn't bad enough as one of the worst vampire movies ever, the King of Shit Talent tries to top it.
Dungeon Shit: Holy fuck...there wasn't even a game to this title, now this idiot wants to try and make a movie based upon it? It kind of fits, given that both Dungeon Shit and Uwe Boll are both unimaginative and about as Lowest Common Denominator as you can get.
Seriously, how DOES anyone have the conscience to give their IP to Boll, who does his best to butcher anything he gets his hands on, or are they really just cash whores? Well, I can see Dungeon Siege needing Uwe Boll's name attached to it. Anything would be an improvement over the passive screensaver it already is, yet this is stretching it. Really, all a producer needs to see ifs the Goofs page on any of his game-based movies to see how talentless this man really is.
Ed Wood had redeeming qualities. Uwe Boll has stereotypes and simply nothing going for him.
Let's take a look at what the cretin has managed to get his hands on, to further increase the number of shitty action flicks based upon video games. As if there weren't enough already.
Far Cry: Uwe Boll will make sure that every fan of this game, like every other game he's touched, knows that Uwe Boll doing anything good with this title is indeed a Far Cry.
Fear Effect: This one is just RIPE for Boll's style of clichés and stereotypes.
Hunter: The Reckoning: Get ready for material that will not only cease to exist in the established setting, but it has SWAT teams and plenty of cheapness a la House of the Dead or Alone in the Dark. Different title, same shitty scripting and directing.
Night Claws: Nobody on IMDB.com had anything bad to say about it, mainly because most people know by now to avoid this asshat's garbage, and it isn't talentlessly butchering apart a game franchise. It can stand on its own, that is, if people could stand Boll's directing.
Bloodrayne: Oh, it's a Boll action flick with vampires and tits. As if Queen of the Damned wasn't bad enough as one of the worst vampire movies ever, the King of Shit Talent tries to top it.
Dungeon Shit: Holy fuck...there wasn't even a game to this title, now this idiot wants to try and make a movie based upon it? It kind of fits, given that both Dungeon Shit and Uwe Boll are both unimaginative and about as Lowest Common Denominator as you can get.
Seriously, how DOES anyone have the conscience to give their IP to Boll, who does his best to butcher anything he gets his hands on, or are they really just cash whores? Well, I can see Dungeon Siege needing Uwe Boll's name attached to it. Anything would be an improvement over the passive screensaver it already is, yet this is stretching it. Really, all a producer needs to see ifs the Goofs page on any of his game-based movies to see how talentless this man really is.
Ed Wood had redeeming qualities. Uwe Boll has stereotypes and simply nothing going for him.