Wintermind said:
Akratus said:
DammitBoy said:
The Grey
John Carter
Skyfall
Ted
Are you fucking serious? These are terrible.
Are you fucking serious? Those were great.
The grey.
Emotional heartstringpulling because they're regular joes man, just like you! And they're stuck in the snow, with the wolves after them. Watching them try to not die for 2 hours is enough, sure.
Have you ever seen Family guy? How would you like to see it with just Mark Wahlberg and Peter Griffin? For 2 hours? It's an instant classic!
For years hollywood has had a problem with a lack of ideas. Only brown haired 30 year old white men would star in movies. Now the next innovative and amazing movie is here. John Carter. Now even the name of the film is a brown haired 30 year old white man.
And Skyfall! Because at skyfall, which is apparantly a place, we can hear adele mess up the pronounciation of English words, and the structure of english sentences. Also, Bond drowns at the beginning. But then is immediately fine again. Because we can't let the theater overflow with tears. That's bad for business. We have to save some emotional scarring for the villain. He hacks everything. he hacks a bomb into m16 with a computer that is in there, which takes m16 a minute to figure out because it needs to triangulapoisition it, and hacks traffic so M won't get there on time. And hacks the personel and security out of the building. And then his goons too, after they set up the bomb. How about THAT character development?