I put my thoughts on the Legion... In SONG! Set to the tune of In the Navy by the Village People.
Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Burn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
While getting stung by giant bees
Where can you learn to die
Try to torture a guy
Study murderology
Sign up for the raid band
Or sit in the white sand
When your squad and others meet
In the Legion
Yes, you can murder the diseased
In the Legion
Yes, you can kill men at ease
In the Legion
Come on now, people, make a stand!
In the Legion, in the Legion
Can't you see we need a hand?
In the Legion
Come on, invade some other land!
In the Legion
Come on and do your fellow man
In the Legion
Come on people, and make a stand
In the Legion, in the Legion, in the Legion (in the Legion)
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The Centurion's tent fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new meatshields fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
But don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a bad Legion
Slaughtering the land with ease
In the Legion,
Yes, you can murder the diseased
In the Legion,
Yes, you can kill men at ease
In the Legion
Come on, people, make a stand!
In the Legion, in the Legion,
Can't you see we need a hand?
In the Legion
Come on and invade some other land
In the Legion
Come on and do your fellow man
In the Legion
Come on, people, make a stand!
In the Legion, in the Legion, in the Legion (in the Legion)
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
Who me?
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
But, but but I'm afraid of slaughter
Hey, hey look
Man, I get very sick even watchin' it in the scope!
They want you, they want you in the Legion
Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a slaver camp?
They want you, they want you in the Legion